André Toulon

Ah, the maze dream...nthe most exhausting of all dreams. It's where I'm in some large place, usually a school, or airport, or mall or something and I'm looking for one particular thing, but instead I'm just going in circles and finding dead ends. It sucks because I can feel my anxiety mounting during these dreams....like I know I'm running out of time to find whatever it is ....but goddammit, I'm back in the food court. Fucking feels more like I've been running around and instead of sleeping

I get it, but too much shit lives in the grass here....I already live next to a man made swamp.... definitely don't want shit hiding in my grass

I pay people for that shit....it's not even on my radar. I had to push mow our entire land when I was a kid....fuck ever doing it again.

Annnnnnnd, It's tiny af

I actually thought we meant tonight at midnight but whatever 96 hours of Packard, may the COPD take action in 4 days. If we can all stand for the 96 Hours of Packard Poem....I take it you all have it memorized.

Laundry

It baffles me, people who say they don't dream....like wtf is you sleep like....you just one minute, watch tv, then the next waking up with nothing in between that time.... I just can't get it...I dream vividly, and often, meaning that I get up in the middle of the night, fuck around a bit, go back to bed and just have a new set of dreams..... Maybe I will start logging them

I actually hope it is the case....I've brought this up a few times hate, but I think it was in DF and I do....know what, brb

....🤷🏿‍♂️ 🏃🏿‍♂️💨

This much

I stopped trying to analyze my dreams long ago. And the whole I have nightmares more than dreams thing applies to me too. Lately a lot of my dreams have been isolated to the house I grew up in and my old high school. I wanna say I'm just homesick....but I hate home, so it doesn't really make sense. I also have a bunch of dreams about exes lately....which they are always positive, but they still make me wake up pissed because even though my brain wants to show me some good shit, I wake up instantly remembering why I got the fuck out

Probably lasagna

I won't talk shit until I get this audio edit done. I'm building lyric around packard rn, then I just need to steal a tune.

I think it's Janet Jackson.... it's all for you or something. It was playing in the grocery store and it won't go away

Soooo, both of the kids are at work today...I have the house to myself... But I'm achy and cold....it's already 90 outside and I don't even have the AC on....omw to being fucking sick.

See, this is why people think I'm you

Gatdammit, stop stealing my jokes. Took me forever to find that song and here you come

Finally, someone I know

Im about to delete Temu....drunk girl and my niece are obsessed with these "free" prizes but it's like they are too stubborn to see the shit is rigged....of course you got the bonus....but you won't win unless you bring them new sacrifices.....they'll give you a little bit of fish food or whatever for constantly harassing me to accept you damn request, but it'll never be enough.....it'll stop giving you anything and tell you that you have to get some number of new users and you get the prizes when they get the app. I'm just sick of thinking someone has something to say to me just to see these two thirsty for Chinese crapolla.

Erererere.... It's your birthday

This seems like a strange kink, but it's cool

It's a jar,His name is Letmesolo her and yes https://unevenedge.com/topic/59789-let-me-solo-herhim/

Ifkr😱 Most savage shit ever