André Toulon

Ok no that was the right pic....I was wondering why I had 22 lives, I just realized arcade on switch has a setting where you get an extra at every 100k. I knew I didn't cheat but that pic me made me think I did and that was an old one, but nope...that's it. I had 17 killing the boss gave me 5 lives lol. I seriously didn't know I was collecting lives like that

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I've done this but the pic I uploaded was the wrong one...I'll be back with the right one

I didn't have my glasses on so I thought I was watching shin chan....but no, I'm watching something literally called shin chan spin off.....wtf is this trash. But it's noise so might as well let it run it's course

God I'd kill for a Guinness. That flavor was one of the things I truly loved about stouts

I'll reel it in here a bit. But that just means I'm back to speaking on my situation since it's the one I'm most familiar with The kids mom and I get along sooooo much better separately. Because together it was a perpetual pissing match and we both had full bladders. She knows how to make money, she rarely asks me for anything.... conversely, she knows I don't need her to cook, clean, or iron a damn thing for me. I raised my sister as a child...I was my mom's stay at home husband (pause) so you can't win me over with domestics (I have long decided laundry can stay in the basket until I need it) and I couldn't win with her with money. But the difference is, she's still actively looking for a husband....for whatever reason, so I don't know what kind of "man" would fit into her world. I'm cool with paying for a nurse when I start to shit myself

We all knew where those posts were going to end up and none of it is a discussion on the modern concept of a man...it's always going to be a pity party....every single time

🧌Interesting😏. Well, I guess it's ok for me to ignore the broad strokes now, touching only on the extreme ends of this whole thing...the men who want to ridicule equality into a spiteful game of "how do you like it" and the women who hold fast to the notion they ain't gotta do nothing but fuck. Let's cut into the center....sweep those incels and the golddiggers to the side...let's bite into the independent women and the apathetic and emotionally unavailable men. You have a woman with a career, a home and makes her own way financially, only for some dick toting charlatan to come in and promise the world, but his world is sports, bad hygiene, and community tallywacker. Well, I think it's evident that he's not a man, nor is he masculine. Can he reshingle the roof, snake a toilet, build a she shed.... likely, no. He's the worst of the worst and yet is also the most popular. It seems this guy somehow infects the lives of all women at some point. But one would ask.....HOW? Is it because he's the most attractive option, or is it because men of a higher caliber aren't looking to attach themselves to a headache that lacks any sort of accountability when it comes to choosing the right partner. A single man with a career, assets, and potential isn't looking for a woman that is going to use her career and assets as leverage. Only lazy chuds that needs a new mommy are willing to perpetually hear the old "I can do bad by myself" chant. But before I start fapping too hard here, I'll ask instead of just making anecdotal claims. For a man, to be a man....how many of these must he be able to check off. Able to fix, build and repair things Able to provide Able to protect (not calling the police... legitimately able to fight off an attacker that means his partner harm) Able to be emotionally available at all times Willing to listen and solve the problems of their partner Exhibit exemplary hygiene and organizational skills. Able to plan and lead the partner or family into prosperity. How many of these check marks can he miss and still be considered a man.

Meanwhile, stoned molarbear.... "This is a tarp"

Ya know....I'm kinda disappointed that I know the name of this song now. I always just called it the Pulp Fiction theme

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior?

🔫*click clack* Reach in your bag and get my wallet. It's the one that says pansy ass Mama's boy

We can both be long winded af, it might come from my old college days for me.

The outshine "alleged real" fruit bars are my new jam, and I AM NOT going to look at the ingredients or nutritional facts.

Duty, booty, tootie, fruity

Raw...I like cold sammiches

Loney sammich and salt and vinegar chips

Since everything is ripe for parody these days due to social media, you will never reach a serious consensus. The men of tiktok seem to find hilarity in the "y'all wanted equality, well this is equality" mindset when approached with a dubious at best picture of a woman standing up in a bus while 8 men have seats, or a man calling triple A for a flat and a woman field agent comes out. I feel like it makes a point that has validation if only it weren't approached in such a spiteful way. The other end of that spectrum are the women saying a man is useless unless he pays all of HER bills (not a joint household, her bills in her dwelling) and dismissing the men who have actual skillsets and abilities because they aren't willing to trick their bread off on them. The current environment for men seems to be arbitrary at best and it's really just not a conversation I'm willing to take seriously with anyone other than my partner when it comes to meeting her needs and my willingness to adhere to them. I just feel like trying to have this conversation in this age is almost futile because gender roles are no longer placed in a neat little box that you were forced to acknowledge as a societal norm. Not to mention toxicity is also being seen as cute now. Men saying that if they pay all the bills etc, they should be able to take sex at will, and even going as far as to say they have a right to put their hands on her if she provides nothing other than sex. Obviously, not the mentality of a man....but it just opens the door for so many other cause/effect bullshit sentiments. TL;DR: To be a man you must have honor...honor and a peeeeeenis.

Dear God no, working remotely during the pandemic was the worst days of my life. I love being at home, but working at home sucks. I need a "work environment"

American Fiction is complete ass. I'm trying to wrap my mind around how a movie against black stereotypes ends with a man who was against black stereotypes getting rich by perpetuating the most common black stereotype. I fucking hate it and I have no idea how it's rated so high.

I've eaten 4 Twinkies and I know I'm gonna have to throw them back up because lower GI bullshit

If you want Buddy to be nice, stay in General Discussion. If you want an angry Buddy rant with some of the worst images ever posted on this board, turn to TD

In my experience, if you are on mobile and save the link to your tray and the just click it from the try, it doesn't embed. But if you hard press then hit paste it will.

It's Tuesday, but with my tacos I got a TX rice bowl...I wish it had beans, but otherwise pretty damn good.