stilgar

Did I get kicked out of your janitorial closet? No, I don't masturbate in there.

You are allowed to use the janitorial closet again?

So, you have accepted Slaanesh as your lord and savior.

Shut up scoob.

Only if you let a daemonette fist you at least once.

Ew, no. Even the Prince of Pleasure wants nothing to do with tic.

That was packard bad.

You would be ok with an eternity of sex, drugs, loud music, and excess. If you are than you may as well pledge your soul to the Lord of Excess, Slaanesh. If you do I really hope you like tentacles.

Well, technically he isn't a trap since he doesn't dress as a girl but you are right.

I think there might be something wrong with your semen or your pancake batter.

What am I pretending?

I am not the one confusing ice cream with semen.

Well, why else would you equate ice cream with semen.

Did your uncle cum all over your ice cream and make you eat it or something?

Why would you call ice cream spunk?

I am gonna miss the fresh corn.

And you get turned on by children eating ice cream.

Getting psyched up to jerk it to young boys dressed as girls.

Sounds like you are the perverted one tic. Sexualizing little kids and getting excited about traps.

What is perverted about being a magician who is bad at magic and accidentally tying yourself up tic?

Westpark doesn't have friends.

Which perverted scenarios are those?

I know you have a weird obsession with sexualizing pictures of children doing innocent things.