stilgar

The packard. A stale heal of cheap white bread soaked in hobo semen and liberally sprinkled with cigarette ash. Served on a naked picture of a pubescent anime girl.

Moist cake is the best cake.

Zeni whispers into the night, fearing he may awake his mother at any moment, dreading the beating that will follow but also anticipating it. The bittersweet sensation of the pain, but the comfort of another humans touch, if only for a moment.

I'd eat it.

Hoagies are delicious. Especially Italian ones.

I like a lot of things.

No zeni, a picture of your pets not a selfie.

He will force you to hold him and cuddle him no matter what you are doing.

I am so feeling ignored right now.

Ok ok, here is the little shit.

It's not.

But seriously, I don't really have any pets right now. Unless you count the neighbors cat that adopted me. But I don't.

Heh, sandwich.

That girl could have a penis.

The worst part about that is it isn't a real creme brulee. Other than that is looks fine and it will taste fine.

What's not to get?

@Misaka

Sounds like zeni is jealous.

Does carrotting you me someone inserts carrots into your various orifices?

Bullshit.

No one gives a shit about the garbage you shovel down your gullet fuggs.

Fuggs froot loops, fruity pebbles, oops all berries, and strawberry pop tarts are not fruit.

She went from drawing like a little kid to drawing like a little kid overnight?