stilgar

I had a thing happen a few years ago when I was washing dishes. I was scrubbing a mug and the handle broke. The jagged end ripped open my left ring finger on the outside edge even with my middle knuckle. It was really deep and was not a clean cut. Me being the idiot I am I but a bandage on it and let it heal. Luckily it didn't get infect and healed pretty cleanly. Of course there is a pretty big scar there but that wouldn't be the first one I ever had.

You know, I purposely wasn't gonna be that guy in this thread.

I want to go camping again.

Those are trilbies retard.

I am pretty sure his mom tied that tie for him.

Why would bring up zeni masturbating?

NIce b8 m8.

What color is stupid?

It was our understanding that the nudity standard rule doesn't apply in DF. And if they changed that than they should have said something before they started banning people for it.

This is why no one likes you jman.

I'm definitely not stalking you if that is what you are implying.

Oh shit, look at that pot leaf.

Throw some bacon in there and you got a meal.

Am I?

Use a pressure cooker.

Why are you obsessed with 45's tiny hands? Do you think if you gave you a handy they would make your tiny dick look like it is average size?

So, nothing makes you think that.

And what makes you think that zeni?

45 can go fuck himself.

The trick is to boil the garlic with the potatoes.

So, you you prefer your mashed potatoes smashed and a bit chunky or mashed and smooth? I like em to be a little chunky and filled with garlic.

You are fucking retarded if you truly think this.

Why are you jealous of naraku zeni? Is it because he looks cute in a dress?