Sawdamizer

Heard that

Bingo

Hey man I'm about to put the boat in the water for a spin... wanna come?

Tell them you are the President of your own company, TCB Enterprises, Inc

Sorceress got me... I just went down to the fair and picked up some ribs... now time to consume and get that itus.

I'll catch fishcenter today I think.

Friends kids when they come over.

Nah I know kids that say it's garbage and would rather watch my collections.

We used to have those in my pool growing up.

"No running shoes Huh? Good luck hun"

No shame at all... I dig it.

I could write a "how to be white book" but it probably won't be that long.

For breakfast?! Damn that sounds bangin

But... it's pot roast.... Anyways shit put me out. Then woke up with the sweats.

My leg and ribs have been fucked up so I've been bed ridden lately so my mom (We're kinda talkin again) came by my house with like a shit ton of groceries.... pounds of fruit and healthy shit as well as ensure and jello.... even brought be a giant pot roast dinner that gave me the itus (can I get the itus?)

I had animal crackers, yogurt and strawberries..... and finished the roll of sweettarts.

She's terrible.

Aww you're gonna love her

Megaman is more powerful than all.

Oh fuck that theme song... that's way too intense for 6am. I switch to the local news... at least I can doze back off for a bit hearing about how terrible people's nights were...

And now just before they switch to cartoon network from adult swim they play the star spangled banner.... which always gives me anxiety.

Her new album is going to be straight coochie poopin buck nasty shit

Yep... I had to be in my office by 7 so I knew I was pressing my luck.

No clue but its annoying... it used to be the girls gone wild commercials...

I still leave it on as backround noise just because I know what time it is by what's on... I don't use alarm clocks or even have a clock in my room. It used to be inuyasha end theme (depending on the season) now it's king of the hill... when I hear that I know its time for me to get in the shower. Meh... at least I know its not like comedy central where I'll wake up at 3am and there is some sex callgirl line infomercial on....