Sawdamizer

Ah yes, the anxiety that follows the freedom of turning my phone off. I started doing this because client were calling me at 11pm to talk about their mortgage file. Then the horror of the 30 seconds the phone takes to start up and the messages they just keep coming.

Ain't nobody callin you... not even for dinner.

Only clients call me these days.... But... people that treat text messages like phone puss me the fuck off... I have zero obligation to respond in YOUR understanding of timely manner... "I saw you post on Facebook but you can't respond to my text?" Yes... yes.

That video is hilarious

Primal Rage was good.

This thread is about me.... isn't it?

Lol you guys

Trying to suck his own dick on film..... like every other wednesday.

I don't know.... I just don't know.... I know two things - The world is 5000 years old, exactly. Bush lied people died.

Objective criticism is a good thing. Relax your throat... twist the wrist.... cup the balls... faggot.

If you wanna practice for free to get better let me know... I'm not gay if you suck my dick.

Dude fucking slayed so much of Taylor Swifts friends pussy tho.

I don't care for the planet Mars.... it's red and dumb... fuck any life that may be there.

I'd think he'd know... but bunch of bitches around here.

For real.... like nothing zeni has done warrants this.... compared to like obvious dick trolling of packard.

Id take a shot in the mouth for a mil.

Hey... what about me asshole?! Buddy and me are the same person.

Nobody is fatter than her... so if say yes.

I vote Fuggs

I can only imagine the private message that have been flying with luuv and the enforcement class around here.

So you guys gettin tough and stuff around here?

I've missed a lot.

Oddly specific.

Have you killed their cat yet you disgusting fat monster of a person.

I thought it was a jaunty tune.