Sawdamizer

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You're such a clown

How has anyone walked all over you? Besides your mom.

So why the two stars, heffalump?

Be sure to save the pic for your files

I think we just hit the trifecta of her being a piece of shit human

Why isn't she in car seat?

The thing that's attached to it are the problem.

Lunch is a myth... Like dry land... And the clit.

I saw the amazing Jonathan in Vegas... He was shattered drunk and sweat like 50 lbs... Was not like his standup... I figured he was on a bender.

This image has been chopped and screwed so many times, I think they know they fucked up.

For Christmas... What.the.fuck. I have to head down to Amish country today to find some way to have them make me these doors by Monday. I read their religion day is on Tuesdays and well, that's that Jews birthday too... IDK... What.the.fuck. She wants to make them in to a head board thing she saw on some dumb home makeover show. Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.

Watching the news this morning and they are running a bunch of stories of cops going around in neighborhoods with a Santa giving out bunk ass toys to kids. I wish I could believe that this was a sincere attempt at building a positive relationship with the communities, but, I'm cynical and I am sure their snitches are all dead and they are growing new informants for their dastardly deeds.

I picked up a Bolognese on the way home. I'm tired as shit from this week. We had back to back incidents, and it seems this time of year the rest of the world is trying to test IT limitations.

Don't fucking do this.

You are the best.

Ah alright. I gave monies.

You people write dumb shit to each other.

Get fucked Disco. Get fucked hard.

Is this a new PayPal? Or the one from last year? Just want to be sure I'm donating to the correct one, and for fundraising purposes you should always reset the counter year over year, in my experience.

You being done with men ≠ Men being done with you

There's an obvious joke here.

I was trying to figure out what was complicating about the plastic triangles... It's encouraging to put shit in slots.... Which is exactly why they child proof electric sockets.

Got em. He's a moth to your flaming dick