-Kudasai-

Is haunted by the ghost of the old lady she beat up over the Tickle Me Elmo doll

Trained her cat to laugh like Muttley

Also doesn't allow Mr Hoonie to use his toilet instead he gave him keys to Packard's apartment if he has to go to the bathroom

Doesn't allow Mr Hoonie to use his bathtub so he sprays him with the water hose and a bottle of Pamolive to clean him up

Has never lost a game of rock paper scissors

Ran out of pins to stick in her musty janitor voodoo doll

Can whistle the Andy Griffith show theme song

Her current ringtone

I was able to access my account and unlock my debit card but I had to do it by downloading Firefox, the app and chrome still aren't working. So now I'm damned if I lock my card and damned if don't lock my card

Leg quarters and mixed vegetables from the crockpot

What's really pissing me off about this whole ordeal it's not just not being able to access my money, it's the fact that there's clearly a nationwide outage and this company hasn't said a damn thing publicly to their customers about what's going on.

I still can't use my debit card, there's no time frame on when the site will be restored. I barely slept last night and haven't really eaten since breakfast yesterday morning. Talk about feeling powerless.

I don't feel like eating tonight

I guess a grilled cheese sandwich since I'm essenially flat broke

Every night I lock my debit after what happened last year when money was stolen off my card. So I go to unlock my card and it's not letting me log in on mobile or online. Apparently the site has been down since last night and I'm just the last to know so who knows when I can be able to access my money. I tried to call customer service and their closed. Fuck my life

Well this is bad, I'm trying to unlock my debit card so I get something to eat and I can't access my account what the fuck is going on?