-Kudasai-

Ever since he played Super Mario Bros. 2 he likes go around throwing turnips at people

Is president of the Mel Torme' fan club

Was the person who gave Mel Torme' the nickname "The Velvet Fog"

As a wrestler Triple H was overrated and now as a booker Triple H is overrated.

I'm not doing laundry at home ever again because some motherfucker has had their clothes sitting in the dryer since Sunday. I'm just tempted to take their shit out and throw it on floor but you know what no, just no. You can have it so only thing the landord will get from me is the rent and rent only.

Looney Tunes pre Bugs Bunny is trash

I just love the fact that the boards are no longer musty

Packard's access to the Internet

Wow, so you mean to tell me that an 8.oz can of cheese wiz cost 7.49. I don't even eat it but still.

Sang the lead vocals for this classic theme song

Wrote the novelization for The Brain That Wouldn't Die

Does puppet shows of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes at children's birthday parties

Scratch that, I'm in too much of a bad mood for leftovers so I fried some drumsticks

@The Evil Dr. Longshadow

Leftovers

I really want to hit somebody right now

Peels grapes before eating them