-Kudasai-

I don't have any, I stopped using scented candles years ago I'm strictly a febreze plug in guy

Elon Must strikes again

sausage, eggs, grits and orange juice

Still believes the stork delivers babies

There goes that musty smell again

Another thread has now gotten musty

Chicken wings and rice

It's not that I don't like people, I just feel a lot better when they're not around

I'm a lot more cranky now than when I was younger and I've been a very cranky individual so if anything I've gotten worse.

Successfully trained stray cats to do the Conga line

Unlike Midas everything he touches turns to shit

Frying some pork chops tonight

Puts Italian seasoning in their cereal

Sour cream and chives baked potatoes later

Fair weather fans are actually the smartest fans because who the hell wants to spend their time watching a team that sucks, not me.

Sadly this thread is now musty

Once wrote a letter to Hefty Brand Products requesting that they make Hefty Smurf their mascot

Bacon, eggs, grits and sunny d

These customers are about to be the death of me. Tonight was a prime example as to why I hate people. I had a idiot try to pay a 46.00 bill in fucking change. I got the manager to do this shit because I'm not a cashier anymore all I was doing was helping out because it suddenly got super busy and I was done with my duties and I didn't want the till I was running on to be short. She spent nearly 20 fucking minutes counting this shit because apparently somebody pissed in this bitch's fucking gene pool. And then after closing time the alarm is set and everyone is go their seperate ways for the night here comes a hyserical ass bitch screaming and hollering that she left her fucking bag in the store. The nig-nog running express forgot to give her bag not to mention he fucked up somebody's lottery earlier so wtf. So our manager had to call the alarm company ran back and got her shit. "Oh thank you so much for getting my bag" Ah shut the fuck up and get the hell out of my face. Next time I'm just going stay my ass in the back until the door are locked.

Has started an online petition to have Sebastian Bach replace Chris Jericho as the lead singer in Fozzy

Ghetto, I usually keep my laptop on a tv tray in the living room near me while on the couch

I watched an old Hefty commercial from 1986 I don't why but there was a part in the commercial that just had me cracking up. They showed a lady with two kids on the porch and her "wimpy" trash bag tore open and she's just standing there holding a torn trash bag with trash all over the porch while the two kids are playing in garage. I'm thinking lady I think you got bigger problems than cheap trash bags 🤣

I don't suppose they can get Meg Ryan and Jeff Goldblum to reprise their roles as Skumm and Dr. Blight