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UnevenEdge

Mode 7

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Everything posted by Mode 7

  1. People I don't like them I don't trust them I don't believe them
  2. Knows the ingredients to gummi berry juice from Gummi Bears but is sworn to secrecy.
  3. Entertains children at birthday parties by doing the Michael Winslow sound effects
  4. Getting called names I caught you stealing. I may be "dumb as fuck" but I'm not dumb enough to risk going to jail over some beef jerky and a pop.
  5. I do what I want
  6. *Takes out earbuds* I'm sorry I wasn't listening did you say something?
  7. You don't buy me lottery tickets anymore
  8. That I love you
  9. Always says "open sesame" in front of a automatic door
  10. Cooking chili as we speak
  11. I'm going back to eating chili with oyster crackers instead of Frito Scoops
  12. Went a farm and did the chicken dance with a flock of Bantam Chickens
  13. Went to a farm and fed bacon to a pig
  14. Tried to tickle an octopus, it didn't end well.
  15. Is related to Valerie from Josie and the Pussycats
  16. Plans on investing his life savings in said business
  17. Tired to insert an N64 cartridge in in the behind of a Olive Garden waiter
  18. Tried to put a Genesis cartridge in a SNES
  19. Has been crowing outside of Pat's house in rooster costume for more than three hours. Gotta respect the stamina.
  20. Does the DX suck it gesture at every driver he sees
  21. Always greets everyone at work saying this
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