Mode 7

Where's Robert Stack when you need him?

I don't even know where to start with this. I come to work and one of the managers pulls me aside to tell that someone was looking me. I guess this person has major beef with me for some reason who know. And apparently it's some old dude, seriously? I don't have to dealing with some sassy ass old man with a grudge. Get in line along with other butthurt buffoons. All these people are just all talk. They're not going anything other run their dick licker. I tried to confront one of these tough guys and wouldn't you know it he was too much of a chicken shit to come face me. So I'm just going to go on like nothing happened because nothing is going to happen, I promise you, I'm the last person you want to make an enemy out of.

Has a degree in Tool music

Once stayed at a Hotel in California

Hates his vacuum cleaner because it sucks

Bans from Alberta and Saskatchewan currently pending

Is planning on starting a band that does metal covers of nursery rhymes

Went to an AEW show dressed as Jim Cornette

Has been on Soul Train more times that I've changed my username