Mode 7

Can't forget about Viper, imagine trying to look tough with a sword while wearing Ninja Turtle draws

Told doomer his act makes Fozzie Bear look like Richard Pryor

I want to throw in Mr. fight tour tour Detroit Red and the conductor of the coon train Rumbo into the mix.

Yeah he should've said that you at the Olive Garden then it would have been time to throw hands

Brought an umbrella as he was prepared for the incoming tomatoes and eggs for telling such a groaner of a joke

Had to use Janice on classic swim for crowing outside her window at six in the morning in his chicken costume.

Fuggs, the back and forth was entertaining however I'm not interested in seeing her bullshit or the bullshit of the other outlaws ever again.

Her current ringtone

Tipped me off about Ric Hogan's very very very shady outside the ring activities thus ending the tag team for good.

Used to wrestle in the independent circuit under the name "The Macho Warrior Ric Hogan" however he was sent a cease and desist from the real Macho Warrior Ric Hogan (A real wrestler BTW) thus ending his wrestling career.

Top 10 SNES Soundtracks that I feel that are very underrated 1. The Pirates of Dark Water 2. Eek The Cat 3. Bobby's World 4. Brain Lord 5. Lethal Weapon 6. True Lies 7. Saturday Night Slammasters 8. Aaah! Real Monsters 9. Cool World 10. Equinox

Cartoons I want to see end up MeTv Toons Snorks Jabberjaw Hong Kong Phooey Swat Kats A MeTv Toons version of Cartoon Roulette where it's just a block of Hanna-Barbera Superhero cartoons

Used to have a huge crush on Penny from Inspector Gadget when he was a kid

Says the person who goes to Belgium for authentic Belgian waffles

I've never understood why dudes think that plumber's butt is fashionable. Pants falling down and walking around damned near bare ass like it's no big deal. It takes them near a minute to realize that they need to pull their pants up. Years ago on of my coworkers walking around the backroom bare ass because he couldn't keep his pants up and our boss had say something to him. Do you not feel a draft? Are you advertising or something? I'm not knocking your lifestyle but there's a time and place for everything bro. I always wear a pair of basketball shorts underneath to help prevent plumber's butt. Now let a woman have that problem watch see everyone talk shit about her but people will just dudes walking around showing their asses

Got really excited when he found out that he was going to meet a Yogi but was soon disappointed when he learned that a Yogi is a yoga instructor and not Yogi Bear.

I feel like I should be ashamed of myself for not having watched a single episode of Archie's Weird Mysteries. Especially since I grew up reading a ton of Archie comics. In fact I've read more Archie than anything else growing up and that includes Calvin and Hobbes. But for some reason I've just had no interest to sit down and check out Archie's Weird Mysteries because it seems like something I would be intersted in but for some reason I've just been ignoring it and it's available free to watch on Tubi so I've got no excuse. And I've been watching more and more cartoons recently so I guess it's time to check this show out.

I really am stuck in the past, the tv shows I watch are decades old, the music I listen to are decades old, the video games I play are decades old. And I wouldn't have it any other way.

Owns multiple copies of said book

Sings "I'm a little teapot" in the shower every morning

Went joy riding in the Mystery Machine

His granparents attended a taping of the Flintstones, still has the ticket stubs to prove it

Was in the studio audicence for various Scooby-Doo episodes

I had a very successful day off, I didn't leave the house or spend any money