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-Kudasai-

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Everything posted by -Kudasai-

  1. Uses Mr Hoonie as his personal pillow
  2. Left a bag of flaming dog turds on Phil Spencer's porch as response to the Xbox Game Pass price increase
  3. Is dressing up as Wednesday Addams for Halloween
  4. Bought several Bantam chickens from Tao's chicken farm
  5. Talks like Marvin the Martian after too much caffeine
  6. Works at Tao's chicken farm as the head rooster
  7. Makes Mr. Hoonie dry him off, one water droplet at time
  8. Installed a garbage disposal in his bathtub
  9. Mr. Hoonie washes his back in shower
  10. Wears a raincoat and goloshes in the shower
  11. Started a fight at a bingo hall
  12. Owns a chicken farm in Kenosha, Wisconsin
  13. Wants Ghostrek to learn self defense so he loaned him his Hong Kong Phooey DVDs
  14. Shaves people's heads for food
  15. Made a statue of Uncle Fester out of Farfalle pasta
  16. Can't get enough of TAO's artichoke milkshakes
  17. Was arrested for assualt and battery after she was caught beating eggs and whipping cream
  18. Can play AC/DC's "She Got Balls" on the recorder
  19. Will fight anyone who mispronunces foliage
  20. Used to think that Casper the Friendly Ghost lived in Casper, Wyoming
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