-Kudasai-

Tried to shoot a real life duck with an NES zapper

Was the first person to discover the 1 up trick in Super Mario Bros

Was a participant in the Scooby Doo Laff a Lympic games

Once found a chili bean that looked like peter Griffin

That horrible feeling when glass breaks and it broke on the carpet

Cooking chili in the crockpot

I lashed out at someone publicly, he's lucky all I did was yell and didn't fold him up like a pretzel.

Cold cuts I don't feel like cooking or doing and plus I want to go to bed early

I finally have Internet again after two months of fighting with two different cable companies. Wi-Fi finally got activated this morning so tomorrow for the first time in weeks I'm going to have a day off where I'm not talking agents, setting appointments, and having goofy technicians coming to my apartment. I finally get to do the one thing I love doing on my days off which I haven't done in weeks and that's taking an afternoon nap.

Always brings lots of spaghetti

Perfected Jon Arbuckle's Avocado and peanut butter stew with French dressing

Was supposed to be Kerwin White's caddy but injured his shoulder playing guitar hero thus Dolph Ziggler got the job.

Sings this song everyday before dinner

I just looked it up the cat's name is Baby Puss He was only in 5 episodes

There's something I've always wondered about the Flintstones, you remember during the end credits where Fred puts the sabertooth tiger outside for the night and the tiger turns around and puts Fred outside Two things 1. Why doesn't Fred just go through the open window to get back in the house instead of banging on the door hollering for Wilma? 2. I don't think I've ever single episode of the Flintstones with the pet sabertooth tiger. Does the tiger have a name?

The Gene Deitch Tom and Jerry cartoons were not as bad as people say they are. I still prefer the Hanna-Barbera and Chuck Jones cartoons but the Deitch cartoons were okay.

Frying some pork chops, mashed potatoes and corn on the cob

LMAO I was supposed to a technician come out and today and put in a new cable and activate my Internet and they fucking cancelled without notice. So it's been rescheduled for early Saturday morning so if this motherfucker is not here on Saturday morning as they are supposed to be then I'm fucking done with Comcast.

Owns a Woody Woodpecker cuckoo clock

Unlike that musty ass janitor I have better things to do with my time than sit around on the Internet being unproductive