Mode 7

I always see this commerical everytime I watch something on MeTV Toons and all I keep thinking is this guy sounds like he would be an entertaining wrestling manager and speaking of managers, I feel that managers need to become a thing in wrestling again because not everyone can talk or should be talking on the mic.

The last of the NY steak strips and some mushroom flavored rice

Lost his virginity in a porta potty

Thought porterhouse was a place where you store porta potties

Is taking flying lessons to prove to the world that people in chicken suits can actually fly

Goes up to random people on the street and says

Was told by Mr Hoonie that he is that one friend that you just can't take anywhere

Wants to bring back mutton chops

Has cast Mr Hoonie as the lead role in his upcoming movie The Onion Ring of Terror

I'd go with the Wall too long and too boring. The only saving grace is Comfortably Numb is on there.

As funny as it was seeing Jethro Tull win the Grammy for best Heavy Metal album I got to be honest, Crest of a Knave is mediocre at best. If you had to give post 70s Tull a Grammy Roots To Branches would have been the album.

Made Mr Hoonie sit on the Judas Chair after another one of his truffles came up missing.

Is president of the B-Hive

His current ringtone

Was banned from all Circuit City locations

Has yet to returned several games he rented from Blockbuster dating back to 1995

Has yet to pay her local bowling alley for floor damages after a botched attempt at juggling bowling balls.

refuses to eat unless the table is properly set

Since I have plenty of meat, I'm having a meatless dinner, four baked potatoes and white rice.

Only eats the pizza toppings

Eats the banana peels instead of actual banana

Was the baby on Nirvana's Nevermind album cover

Was on the Grammy committee back in 1989 that voted for Jethro Tull over Metallica in best heavy metal album category.