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UnevenEdge

Mode 7

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Everything posted by Mode 7

  1. Tried to clear a clogged toilet with dynamite. Amazingly his insurance covered dynamite accidents.
  2. Like Scrooge McDuck likes to wear a pair of spats without pants
  3. Her first toy was a socket wrench
  4. His first toy was a garbage disposal
  5. Two baked potatoes and rice. These two potatoes are some biguns
  6. Has started an online petition to bring back Smurfberry Crunch Cereal
  7. Always checks for monsters under the bed and in the closet before going to bed
  8. What he meant to say was to shave my head for food.
  9. Eats the shells instead of the actual walnut
  10. Once killed a spider with a flame thrower
  11. Just so we're clear the ass everyone is talking about is TAO's pet donkey Lulu
  12. Drinks booze from a sippy cup
  13. Thought badminton was spanking mittens for misbehaving
  14. Is vice president of the ever so popular Robert Stack fan club. Yours truly is of course the president.
  15. Gave Mr. Hoonie a ride in his Oscar Mayer Weinermobile
  16. President of the Karl Malden fan club
  17. Drinks wine with a straw
  18. I've been binge watching the Smurfs all week and what's strange is that I've laughed more now watching this then I did when I was a kid.
  19. I ordered a pizza, I didn't feel like cooking or doing dishes after working a long shift.
  20. Eats ice cream with a fork
  21. Talks like Huckleberry Hound when pissed
  22. Used to be roommates with Alundra Blayze
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