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UnevenEdge

Mode 7

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Everything posted by Mode 7

  1. Taught Scotty Too Hotty how to do the worm
  2. Was supposed to be in the Royal Rumble this year but had a bad case of the runs
  3. The only thing I want on when I go to bed is the fan. Any sort of other background noise is too distracting. However when I'm taking a nap it's the exact opposite I need something on in the background for me to fall asleep.
  4. Was supposed to the third man in the original NWO but got called out for jury duty at the last minute
  5. Made a Kenny Omega statue out of Legos
  6. His pet donkey Lulu likes to play with my my pet ostrich Oscar
  7. Has a chicken coop in his bedroom where classic tends to spend the night.
  8. So tomorrow I have a third technician coming out to figure out what's wrong with this goddamn Wi-Fi. The third time had better be a charm because if not I'm taking my business elsewhere.
  9. Paints Mr Hoonie's toe nails and of course told Dudeco about it
  10. Became obsessed with red bananas once he learned that they can be used as an aphrodisiac
  11. Is Carrot Top's new manager
  12. Thought a poop deck was...let's just say that's he's no longer welcomed on any cruise ships
  13. Is wanted for questioning by the Michigan State Police after being spotted in his chicken suit at the scene of several bank robberies in Metro Detroit. The MSP has dubbed him as the Cockadoodledoo bandit.
  14. traded in his chicken suit for a rhino costume, he makes rhino noises and gores unsuspecting Olive Garden waiters in the bathroom
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