-Kudasai-

Has a warrant for his arrest in Florida and Texas for dine and dashing at several Olive Garden restaurants in those states

I've been binge watching episodes of Unsolved Mysteries since January and I just noticed something about Robert Stack. You know how Stewie from Family Guy pronounces Cool whip as Cool hwhip putting the emphasis on the h. Robert Stack does the same thing with every single word that starts wtih Wh. White becomes hwhite, where becomes hwhere and what becomes hwhat. It's like damn there some people that actually do in real life. And now I can't unhear it.

Successfully robbed several Olive Garden restaurants with an NES zapper gun

Steals toilet seat covers from The Olive Garden

Has just filed a lawsuit against the Canadian Lumberjacks union

Steals door knobs from Olive Garden

Is the reigning hokey pokey champion

Steals Jack-O-Lanterns from porches every Halloween

Has just learned that the Lumberjacks union is responsible for her getting banned in muitiple Canadian provinces

Got banned from all Baskin-Robbins locations

Spent his life savings on buying the Million Dollar Championship belt

Used to be a member of Gwar

Was also one of the children in Smashing Pumpkins music video for the song Rocket

Threatened to make every member of Metallica to sit on the Judas Chair if they ever release another album like St. Anger

Volunteered to build the antlers for me

Has made it his life's mission to destroy every last copy of St. Anger

Just added some Jalapeno sausages to the pot

Owns Danny Devito's Penguin costume

Was supposed to be a host on the View but it didn't work out. She has since vowed to start her own version of the View with and I quote... "With blackjack and hookers"