-Kudasai-

This man is known as the Nintendo bandit by police. He's responsible for several hold-ups throughout the metropolitan Atlanta area often using such light gun weapons as the NES zapper, SNES Super Scope, The Sega Genesis Menacer and the Konami Justifier. He should be considered armed and dangerous and should not be approached.

Is a notorious bank robber who wears boxer shorts as a mask so the police have dubbed her as "The Underwear Bandit"

His home security system is simply having Legos all over the floor

Is being investigated in both the United States and Canada for several unsolved cases of dining and dashing in which she might be a possible suspect

That was the chicken lentil soup a that got burned awhile back. The roast turned out great.

Like the roast it turned out better than I expected

Is moving to a nudist camp

Daylight savings time is so stupid

TIL that Sunday is the worst day to go to the Laundromat

Got banned from the local bowling alley for massive damages to the floor after a botched attempt at juggling bowling balls

Put a couple of cornish hens in the crockpot. Gonna have some white rice and corn with it later.

Finally got that door to door book salesman job he's been wanting for a long time

Is currently wanted by the Oklahoma Department of Corrections for a parole violation

Does the big wiggle

Does the Curly Shuffle

Got banned from the Toronto zoo for mercilessly teasing the gorillas

Chuck Norris is overrated, yeah I fucking said it!

Used to be a car thief but was mercilessly mocked by police for "having poor tastes in cars"

Built a boarder wall around his house made up of cardboard boxes

Nicotine., Red Bull and shame