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-Kudasai-

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Everything posted by -Kudasai-

  1. @Seight
  2. The best part of the movie
  3. Buys illegal chocolate chip cookies from the Olive Garden parking lot.
  4. Bought a Olive garden waiter a soda then tried to probe him in the parking lot
  5. Ate all of Cookie Monster's cookies. He's currently in witness protection.
  6. Gets harassed by shark mimes on a daily basis
  7. Is in a Soundgarden mime cover band
  8. Gets taunted daily by vengeful mimes after what he did to their other mime friend the other day. Sadly he isn't allowed to retaliate because it will violate his probation.
  9. Got banned from all San Jose Sharks games
  10. once had a shark for dinner
  11. Once had dinner with Tony Stark
  12. plays Monopoly with real money...lets just say that there have been multiple police interventions.
  13. Is actually a clone of TAO
  14. Wishes he was a porcupine
  15. I don't like cashing in my empties, I just throw them in the trash. If people want to dumpster dive for them then knock yourself out.
  16. Is unsure if orange is a fruit or a color
  17. Is currently renting at my nudist colony
  18. Hosts nudist shadow puppet shows ever Sunday night
  19. Hosts nudist puppet shows of Ultraman every Saturday night
  20. Cream of chicken noodle soup with peas and carrots...in the crockpot of course
  21. Every time he goes to bed he always wakes up the next morning in a morgue
  22. Wears a cape when eating a hero sandwich
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