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Tells people that he met Eddie Vedder at Applebee's

Tells people that she used to be a member of Jem and the Holograms

Told Dudeco about Disco's feet OnlyFans but didn't say that it was her feet.

Tells people that she was the Gerber baby

The rest of that left over chili. Bought some cheddar turkey sausages to make some chili turkey dogs. I've never had turkey sausges before so let's see how this goes

Got chased by a bunch of Rhode Island Reds for throwing their eggs at people at the gas station.

Has started an online petition to make Freakazoid a member of the Justice League

Thinking about a death battle for the ages. Wimpy from Popeye vs. the Hamburgler. My money is on Wimpy because I wouldn't want to be in between Wimpy and a burger because who knows what would happen. It would be like trying to steal a cookie from Cookie Monster you're just signing your own death warrant.

It's sad when you have people who believe that black people are so illiterate that they can't or won't read an expiration date. Do us all a favor and go piss up a rope you unproductive oxygen thief.

Once dated the Hamburgler

Has a cardboard cutouts of The Backstreet Boys

Is starting a new band that plays metal covers of 90s boy band's songs

Will also be a jockey at the Kentucky Derby. He'll be riding the horse known as "Go Tell Dudeco" TAO has placed his bets on Go Tell Dudeco so don't let him down or his bookie.

As it was mentioned last week she will be a jockey at the Kentucky Derby. She will be riding the horse known as "Shut Up Scoob" Seight is couting you because Shut Up Scoob is the horse he placed his bets on and you wouldn't want to disapoint him or his bookie

Took Dudeco to Applebee's then snuck out leaving him with the check.

Brought an apple and a some bees to Applebee's

Started a food fight at Applebee's

Ran a train on a Olive Garden waiter

Plead guilty to Rebecca's murder and for the murders of Zeni's two other imaginary girlfriends. She's currently serving three consecutive life sentences.

Nick Mason (Pink Floyd) is such an underrated drummer

Competes in the National Tiddlywinks Tournament every year

It just seems that getting to your destination takes forever but returning home from your destination feels like it takes less than 5 minutes.