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-Kudasai-

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  1. Gives out canned vegetables to trick or treaters every Halloween
  2. He is what you will call a repeat offender I repeat he will offend again
  3. Sings the meow mix song to her cat
  4. Is here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and is all out of bubblegum
  5. My sign is no smoking, why do you ask?
  6. Knows the secret language of Toucans and can speak it fluently
  7. Always gets daylight savings time mixed up. Spring back and fall forward.
  8. BBQs his Twinkies
  9. Captain of his curling team
  10. Reigning shuffle board champion
  11. eats rice one grain at a time
  12. Eats rice with a straw
  13. Uses licorice as a jump rope
  14. Has two pet piranhas named Layne and Jerry
  15. Named her Komodo Dragons Bruno and Bobo
  16. Always buys Rhode Island Reds
  17. Because of the price of eggs he rents chickens every weekend to get free eggs.
  18. Used to date the bee girl from the Blind Melon "No Rain" music video
  19. Used to be a mailman
  20. Modeled his life after Newman
  21. Has a Slurpee machine in his bedroom
  22. Lives in a igloo
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