-Kudasai-

Robbed people at gunpoint for Popeye's Chicken Sandwich

Got banned from the city of St. Joesph, Missouri

Got banned from all Target locations for numerous thefts of beach towels

Always says Automated Teller Machine instead of ATM

Has been arrested in 13 states for impersonating a meter maid

His motto is when life gives you lemons throw them right back and add some lemons of your own

Blames everything on those meddling kids

Hates AC DC but but likes to dress up as Angus Young whenever he goes to Kroger

I just wait for this day to be over with. I'm off tomorrow and plans are to sit at home, play video games and watch anime later that night. I'm not leaving my apartment, I'm not going to do laundry so hopefully the laundry room is available tonight when I get home otherwise I'll delay laundry till tuesday or wednesday because I got shit to do on monday. And I'm damn sure not going to spend any money. I'm not going to cook either because thanks to the single greatest invention known to man, the crockpot dinner will be ready by the time I get home tonight so I'll be eating chili for the next few nights. If anyone tries to call me to go do anything respectfully decline. It's a very bad week for me this week, hell it's been a very bad month in general and I just need a mental health day tomorrow.

Nothing against people who play Mobile games I just don't see the appeal. I keep getting notifications about the newest mobile game that's available. Playing video games on a phone doesn't interest me.

chili from the crockpot

Wears a loincloth whenever he goes out

Onced auditioned to be in NSYNC

Wanted to be Spinal Tap's new drummer but changed his mind because he didn't want to die of spontaneous combustion like the last drummer did.

I'm in the mood for Super Metroid. Normally I play this around Halloween but it's been a rough month and I need comfort food.

Has decided to reenlist in the French Foreign Legion

I'm leaning towards having some frozen chicken tenders and fries for the next two nights.

Sometimes I hate having a conscience

Is currently awaiting trial for the murder of Rebecca

Listens to living with a hernia everyday on repeat