-Kudasai-

Used to work as a police sketch artist

I hate my life

I gotta be honest, I just don't care about this four nations farce the NHL won't shut the hell up about. I'll keep saying the best international tournament is the world jr tournament. Who's actually excited about this gimmick mid season tournament?

Speaks better Klingon than Ghostrek

Beef stew in the crockpot. I'm off the next two days so that's what I'll eating until Friday or Saturday

Feet was involved in this?

Sleeps with Mr. Socko

Has as body pillow of Kenny Omega

Was abducted by aliens

Some fried chicken wings, cilantro and lime rice and mac and cheese

So one of the butchers was let go, good one down 2 to go.

Saving money for tuba lessons

Gets more ass than a toilet seat

Best vacation of my life!

Beat up a 5 muggers with a steel chair. Once the muggers were reduced to a bloody pile of broken bones she got up from the chair.

Plays goalie for a local beer league hockey team

Knows that's it's the other way around

Brings own coffee to Starbucks

Would've gotten away with it if weren't for those meddling kids

Is not a doctor but plays one in real life

Knows how to talk to walruses

People who say that they have that one friend that they just can't take anywhere but still continue to take said friend out somewhere