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I'm at the Laundromat and just amazes me on how two people can have a mundane conversation about laundry. This is something straight out of Seinfeld. How many loads are you doing? What type of detergent do you use? How often do you do laundry? Just on and on

Was signed by the San Francisco Giants to be their bullpen catcher

Update The Nintendo bandit has been captured. He was arrested at a motel in Los Angeles and has been extradited back to Georgia to face several charges of armed robbery. He's hired @discolé monade as his defense attorney.

Got the counterfeiting charges dropped. Her attorney was successful in arguing that it was entrapment. She's still hopeful that she can still purchase a pair of Komodo Dragons.

Bought a copy of World Domination For Dummies from TAO

beef stew from crockpot

Sells "World Domination For Dummies" books for his door to door book salesmen job

Was arrested for the counterfeit money, turns out it was a sting operation to find out who was passing phony bills throughout town. She has hired @scoobdog as her defense attorney.

Keeps pouring bubble bath in public pools

Once grew out a super long beard with the hopes of joining ZZ Top. It didn't work out.

Bought a Bengal Tiger from Mike Tyson

Spent her life savings to buy a pair of Komodo Dragons

Got into a political debate with a parrot

Sold his guitar so he could buy a 10 ft Boa Constrictor

Or your Eddie Vedder cosplay

Or your Kenny Omega cosplay

And I won't mention his Cable Guy cosplay...oh shit

loves to dress up as ron burgandy

This man is known as the Nintendo bandit by police. He's responsible for several hold-ups throughout the metropolitan Atlanta area often using such light gun weapons as the NES zapper, SNES Super Scope, The Sega Genesis Menacer and the Konami Justifier. He should be considered armed and dangerous and should not be approached.