-Kudasai-

I'll let you know when I get there

I'm aborting this mission because there's just something off about this woman the more I'm around her and that little voice in my head telling me that I should fall back just won't shut the fuck up so I guess I better listen to it.

His anger issues stems from playing Ninja Gaiden

Sad music is the best

Burgers and fries

fried some pork chops, mashed potatoes and peas and carrots

Her anger issues stems from playing Ghost n' Goblins

Although disappointed after learning what Broomstick Bunny really was he's not the type to let an impure thought go to waste...so yeah he took care of business anyway

Pulled out some lotion and a box of tissues when he saw a program titled Broomstick Bunny but was soon disappointed when he learned that it was the title of a Bugs Bunny cartoon.

Is holding Seight for ransom

Wants Jethro Tull's One White Duck and One Brown Mouse to break bread together

Wants Soundgarden's Spoonman and Mailman to break bread together

4 baked potatoes

This new cashier is kinda touchy feely... I'm probably going to hate myself down the road but I kinda want to take the bait.

Plans on pitching a sitcom to NBC about an ambulance chasing lawyer starring this guy

What the hell, I come home and turn on the TV my tv is on a channel that's not MeTv Toons. In my house my tv is on MeTv Toons 24/7 it's my default channel so why the hell when I turn on the TV it's on some random nature show? Nothing is missing from my house but if I find out someone has been in my apartment while I'm not home I will beat the fuck out of them I don't give a fuck.

These spam calls are getting more and more aggressive.