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-Kudasai-

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Everything posted by -Kudasai-

  1. Likes to fart in a elevator full of people and pretend that it wasn't him
  2. Got banned from the adult section in all book stores
  3. Is banned from the humor section of all book stores
  4. Is the real life inspiration for Dennis the Menace
  5. Checks for spelling and grammatical errors in Fortune cookies
  6. Spends his free time separating the W's from the M's from a bags of M&M's
  7. Puts recreational use only on his dating profile
  8. Puts used to be a Power Ranger on his dating profile
  9. Has taken one too many stage drives because he referred to whatever that lineup is as Lynyrd Skynyrd
  10. Is going to star in another foot smut movie. He's almost out of ramen money.
  11. According to Mr Hoonie will do anything for truffles... anything
  12. According to Mr Hoonie likes his belly rubbed before bed
  13. Should know that was meant for classic swim
  14. According to Mr Hoonie makes pig noises in bed
  15. By did he meant wrote and directed, he was the actual performer in said movie. Things people do for ramen money.
  16. According to some ex lady friends makes seal noises during sex
  17. Makes moose noises while on the toilet
  18. Like Linus can't live without his security blanket
  19. Makes penguin noises when angry
  20. Is the president of the El Kabong club
  21. Used to be a member of the Huckleberry Hound club
  22. Wants to learn sign language but only the swear words
  23. Thought a flea market was a place you go to buy fleas
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