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BlackNoir

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  1. My son has been harassing me for weeks now to watch Larva on my TV....Sometimes I do, but sometimes I'm like go to your room and watch it on the Switch. He's been saying I don't have Netflix......My son will lie in a New York minute, so I just say "whatever dude" and he goes and watches something else. So he asks again this morning, and I'm like "BRING ME THE SWITCH DUDE".....And to my surprise....No Netflix. He has Hulu, but no Netflix. It's on his phone, tablet and DS....So still, it's like go away, dude....But why doesn't the Switch support Netflix....Did I miss some kind of controversy.
  2. I guess this is as good a place as any to ask....If I made an alt called "The Crimson Fucker" would it be unacceptable.....The reason I ask is because I wanna use Hellsing's Alucard and want that as the name...If I can't, I wont.
  3. BlackNoir

    Bait

    It's only bait if you take it....otherwise it's just worms and molded food
  4. WAIT....What happened to the weed?
  5. Keep moving those goalposts until you're in a corner....Why is this always your strategy
  6. The rules change every few weeks.....Different forbidden and limited lists....But the campaign is anything goes....It's just ranked matches where fob'lim rules are in effect.
  7. I want to see this remake with everyone....Like I feel like I want almost everyone I know there at one time.
  8. I know I'm over thinking this but the Sativa is real right now.....My son has fish...They live on my bar which overlooks my prep station....I gutted and deboned a few brim in front of them...I feel like I may have either scared, or at least offended them.
  9. Street Fighter fo lyfe
  10. Have you seen Ghostrek....Never is the upswing for him
  11. I still like that your SN is something you can't drive and will never have.
  12. No one gives a fuck about your dry ass dick mane
  13. You will get my first positive react towards you for this post because I feel this is indeed your realization of things to come.
  14. If legit, this is the hardest mfer on the planet....Only thing he missed was the promethazine butt chug.
  15. Pretty sure you can find the full version of "Smack My Bitch up" as well.....And they don't even have 18 and over restrictions.
  16. Oh, I had many....Sarah Connor in Terminator....Yup.
  17. Dude, I can still find the unedited version of Tip drill on YT.....Everything doesn't get hit....This vid has full twat in it at 1:25, and several titties. And if I can't find it again 3 years from now, I'll blame you
  18. This is so fucking stupid
  19. I posted one in some thread last night, but she's by far not the only one I missed..... I had a car and license when I was 15, so I was one of the few kids who drove to school.....There was this girl I had a crush on, but I was really shy around her....No idea why, because I was never really shy often. Anyway, I asked her if she wanted a ride after school one day, and she was like "sure".....We get to her house, and she doesn't turn on the TV or anything....SHe just walks me to her room and we sit on her bed. She says "I sit here alone every day after school" and my coward ass was like "duuurrr, okay...well I'll leave so I don't get in your way".....There was some laughing behind my back at school after that.....I think that's what killed my fear of girls....My fear of being ridiculed is far greater. She's fat now, so I feel better.
  20. I never really liked Halle Berry either, but this little scene from Swordfish did cause me to fap once....That tiny jiggle. Kids have it so easy this days with gifs.....Imagine being butt naked in your room with your dick in one hand and in the other a vhs remote trying to finish to this bullshit.
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