BlackNoir

From 15 to 25, I was pure trash but talked a lot of shit. After 25, I became better, but I still couldn't resist pounding it out after 3 minutes or so......I was able to fool several chicks about my stamina because I did a lot of coke then and you'll either never get an erection, or you'll get a golden brick that won't go away and will never ejaculate. It's called the dope dick and a couple chicks still talk about it. Then I became a lover, and I got into mindfully controlling my strokes and impulses until I knew the job was done..... But now I'm just a jaded piece of shit that dares you to give me some pussy....Hit or miss....I might be into it and put on a performance, Or I may roll over and poke the crease of your ass cheeks for 5 minutes and go to sleep....Just leave me alone.

Dude, it's liquid bread.....I could go days without eating as long as I had a steady flow of alcohol and cigarettes. It always sucks afterwards, so I def don't recommend, but it can be done

At least 3 days...Maybe more but eventually I'll usually eat.

I mean, someone has to or all my antics while I'm alone are for naught

I don't care for her face...Like she looks like...Something, I've seen before....I'll assume from a video game. It'll come to me later. But props to Popelicious for taking the bull by the horns, even if he or someone else thought better of it later.

Eternal dry dick....literally the worst reason to still be posting.

Where are you....Let's just rent an RV and start a "drink tour" 2021.....Start in NY and roll all the way to LA.

Dad got nasty on his massage table with some old lady

He, she it, Bimbo?.... And, Bimbo is also a bread company.

Ohhh, so it's an assumption based on your normal culinary elitism. As much as I agree that some people have probably never had a real yam, it's not like they are hard to get...It's not like Kobe beef irrc, you can grow em here in controlled environments. Not to mention anyplace with an Asian market will likely lave the real deal or will get it if you ask without you having to order them internationally youself..

Although I know what you're doing with this "real yams" thing....In what context of this post have you derived that what he's referring to isn't yams...Or are you saying he's calling Pimpkin pie filling yams. I keep reading this thinking like "what isn't yams?"

........ Dude, day by day you become more Packardlike

It was a hard nay from like everyone in that thread except Sponges and I already know whatever he's gonna bring to the table and call yams is probably going to have marshmallows and raisins in it.....So it'll be a real fuck no party.

I've spent the better part of my life in the deep south and at no point has chitterlings been a thanksgiving food. I mean, they do get eaten, but it like family reunions ans birthday parties...TG has some gross shit...Like yams, but I can't say I've had them on TG

Well, if you don't trust his restroom at home is clean, then you've made a poor choice. If you're alluding to dudes who sit and shit in public restrooms, then the fact that you was even about to consider touching him at all kinda on you.

nah

I just woke up like an hour or so ago, so I'm up for the duration, but will probably go to bed around 10-11 ish tonight. But even that might not go through since the kids are back on home school and I'm off Mondays...So I may wind up awake all night anyway.

It was a thread from like 2 years ago on....Wait, was it last year? Fuck, I think it was just a year ago...Anyway, I needed lotion because we were going out for my Bday and she was like all she had was womany shit and I had to explain to her that is isn't about the fragrance...I'm ashy, and I need lotion...Any lotion will do. I don't care if I smell like Wild berries and chai or whatever. I might be able to find the thread but it wasn't a humdinger by any means...In fact, it might have been incomprehensible because it WAS my birthday.

MEh, I've been trying to ignore the wills of my penis lately.....After my last little playdate ,I just don't want to keep pretending like I care. Not that she's been pressuring me to care, but I eventually get bored and I start to get ghost and really it's jus.... Nevermind, I just need my white girl that didn't understand lotion to come back home....It (pretending to care) never felt like an obligation. She only called if she was coming over or was inviting me over....none of that "WYD" bullshit.

That's a wide ass blanket you've brought to the party....I'll allow it, but I think this can be refuted.

Mouth hugs....I dunno? I was really just gonna shitpost, but I've learned to not take these questions lightly.

Obviously, nudity doesn't automatically count as porn BUT also, sex apparently doesn't need to exist for something to be considered pornographic.....I even have heard a case for something being pornographic despite nudity not being involved (Phone sex) I was going to set up some walls here, but you jackasses will just knock em down anyway s oit's wide open. Where is the line between the mundane and the pornographic.

Welp, let's find out. I'm sure your experience will bode well for you, but I too have a trick or 2 up my sleeve