[classic swim]

I stopped after the Stebe episode. I liked most of what I saw but just couldn’t commit to watching it anymore. Season 2 looks more exciting but I’m probably still never going to watch it.

You shit in your hand and slather it all around your penis when fucking vaginally, then 9 months later the woman dies giving birth to a talking shit baby.

If a woman was having a hard time giving birth, and instead of a C-section, they bring in ghostrek to grab the baby out by his teeth like a hunter dog. And then she blissfully lets him go back down there to gobble away at all the discharge and bio waste as both a reward and proper cleanup.

Not if he’s having some type of seizure from you tormenting him with how his father forced him to suck cock in the shower.

If this was a tag-team effort, just print out little masks of his parents and be like “booooo this is your mom and dadddd, we’re gonna molest you agaaiinnnnn”

Imagine if there was a serial killer and rapist on the loose, who *really* doesn’t like being called a little boy! Through unspoken circumstances, you’re able to subdue him and keep him chained outside of an old mill. Instead of physically harming him, you walk up to him and sing “you are a little boy! You are a little boy! You are a little boyyyy-hoyyyyyyy!” Then he has a suffocating aneurysm from the trauma, and drops head first onto the gravel.

Audibly laughed out loud two separate times to the reply.

ghostrek, what would ya do if you had a lady shave her bush and let you place it above your upper lip as a rockin’ stache so that if any other woman kissed you, they would be kissing part of her coochie as the ultimate power move?

It’s one of my favorites ever.

We just gotta

4/1 is never that funny to me either but it’s nothing to be in fetal position over. Maybe log off and stop having mental breakdowns over every fucking thing that moves.

Zaslav would pick up a dead critter from the side of a hot Georgia road and eat its pussy out.

Monday and rent’s due.

This happened to Venture Bros, more or less. Can’t watch it again besides home release but want people to see it. Loved the couple times seeing in person.

Today has been desert hot all fucking day long, and still is. AC and ceiling fan... Jesus Christ.

A$$

Pretty good, and it’s nice that they technically still premiered season 2 anyway. It’s an immediate step-up from the last two pranks, which isn’t much of an accomplishment since Pibby was fucking shit. Still, nicely done.

YT feed’s not getting the bumps, if there are any.

This is funnier than the actual show itself.