[classic swim]

Giving a lecture at 3AM over a forum post from 7 years ago.

Because @Gemini isn’t here to unhide all the posts and make you sniff his puta madres.

He has to sniff the hoonies.

Wow, someone leaked the Epstein files in DF just now. Amazing.

Wow, someone leaked the Epstein files in DF just now. Amazing.

A swim. A... classic swim, if you will.

Made a huge ass puddle of beer piss right on my neighbor’s shit. Shit meaning, where he keeps his garbage behind their property. Was so satisfying gently oozing out my urethra right onto the gravel.

It’s hilarious you made a list in response to keep it consistent.

His favorite song to sing during karaoke night.

@GunStarHero please laugh passionately at his head.

1.) Tenpenny 1.5) Smoke + Ryder 2.) Sonny 3.) Diaz 4.) Jimmy Peg 5.) Lance 6.) Faustin 7.) Rascalov 8.) Catalina last two useless.

That sissy line from The Warriors has been referenced so much, 99% wouldn’t even register the source. But that’s the only footprint it has. You’re basically Leonard Maltin if you like or even know what the movie truly is.

Workplace toilet paper that’s designed to be uncomfortable, and toilet paper with the “lotion” or lotion scent added to it. We wipe our asses and wash our asses and have hygienic asses without needing to put that exhausting shit on bath tissue that’s designed to just wipe the shit off our asses.

Got his friend to honk the horn at Sparky the Fire Dog and Sparky looked at him like this.

Made me remember we’re robbed of more Pepsi Blue.

Wishes penguins couldn’t feel pain so she could use a penguin for a basketball.

In contempt of court for shouting out “We still have history! DUCKTALLLLLLESSSS!”