[classic swim]

Better turn on the local news on the other side of the world to hear about 3 stabbings in New York.

Port shouldn’t be as expensive as it is, but fuck, man. WHAT A STEAL.

Sorry I didn’t make my 10th ai image of Trump eating a turkey leg while riding an ostrich.

A-do-do-doot-doot-doot-doot-doot-doot doot-doot-doot-doot-doot-doot-doot-doot-doot-doot do-doot...do-doot..doot ...... Flush Awoohwuh-WAWAWAWAWAWAHH

I bought my 4th lottery ticket in a row instead of making something on what was sadly obvious 40 miles away. Whatever. Didn’t watch it.

The cellphones and videos floating around seem obnoxious (“while we’re in here, seriously?”) but it’s also just... why do I have to pay you for this shit? Not only that, why do I have to put my name down, for you? I mean, that’s exactly what I wanna do, apparently. Pay monthly for simple self reflection in a place so musty that you can’t tell when there’s a straight up fucking carcass in the back.

Gyms do not need memberships.

Elizabeth Len and other members noticed a bad smell in the building near the tanning rooms. “The tanning bed has a door, I believe, but still, why are we not concerned that the tanning bed has been closed for three days, potentially?”

Surprising Viacom didn’t try that with Adventure Time’s shitty Nick pilot.

The only thing that’s stopped me from deactivating Twitter outright is me wanting to mass download some of my old videos, which is a bitch to do with their search engine and when I’m working on a video project. Besides that, it’s been over two years without me really ever having to use it. This is the only site I need if any.

Because one turkey day isn’t enough.

Sopranos seasons 1. Season Two 2. Season Five 3. Season Three 4. Season Four 5. Season Seven 6. Season One 7. Season Six

Just enough to lather onto Gemini’s ass.

Regarding an unofficial release today. If you can’t get that one guy you know from Penn Station to record some shitty lines for you naturally, just omit voiceover from your project entirely. Stop. Fucking. Using. Ai. Typically with the fan stuff, the sub/script itself is almost always noob commenter level shit anyway. But at least you get the gist and it doesn’t make whatever you’re doing instantly unlistenable.

San Andreas Stories is reportedly out today. While there have been many fan-made prequels of this game presented online, San Andreas Stories aims to be the first wide scale conversion mod that faithfully adapts GTA SA as one of the Stories titles previously made by Rockstar. DOWNLOAD AVAILABLE HERE: https://sasquad-team.com/gta-sas-download - - - - - - Synopsis In 1989, Los Santos Vagos and Ballas enter the crack business, igniting a fierce rivalry. The VLA, an emerging gang, threatens their dominance. Loco Syndicate sees an opportunity and manages to get Ballas and Vagos to work together, strengthening Vagos against Los Aztecas. The betrayal of a close friend of José, an important figure from the forest, further complicates the power struggle in the streets of San Andreas. - - - - - - Includes • 13 new missions • 2 new circuits/sub-missions • 25 collectibles in LS • 17 Rampage missions • New LS map changes • New radio stations(beta) • Jose's voice and dialogs in free mode • English and Spanish subtitles. • New Easter eggs - - - - - - Requirements • Operating system: Windows 7 or higher • Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo or equivalent • Memory: 4 GB RAM • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce 8600 or equivalent • DirectX: Version 9.0c • Disk Space: 10 GB of available space

That time waiting at the drive thru when I said “corn on the cob slob on my knob” and my grandpa threatened to smack the shit outta my mouth.

Phew, typing so fast! Can’t get the words out right!

Insane for 2002. Took such a long time just to fall off the map. Like the programmers made all of that solid for their own benefit.