[classic swim]

Mr. Hoonie pulled down his shorts while he was running on the treadmill.

The only notable plot to explore, and they already have a reboot for that.

Ordered a discontinued Nesquik bunny company mascot suit from eBay so he could record himself screaming in restaurant lobbies.

Just a massive pile of dung from beginning to end, worst recommendation I’ve received in my life. Someone should ask the lead Soho programmer if being born from his cousin’s vagina made him develop the camera and controls with his one clubfoot and upside down elbows.

Before and during the party. That’s my first plate as of now, and hastily done. Up since 2PM yesterday. See you on the other side!

I’ve got a party to go to in sheer hours and I’ve been up all fucking night when I said I wouldn’t. I gotta decide if I should even *attempt* having a two hour nap with 13 iPhone alarms or if I should shower a drink that case of Sam in the fridge before my friend picks me up, so I’m at least two kinds of fucked.

I knew I had The Getaway around somewhere, gonna throw it on to see what the fuss was about.

Ok Johnny Sack

Some shows it’s more probable that I’ll read full character wiki pages instead of settling for watching mediocrity. (Deadwood, Blue Bloods) With games it could range from a PS2 title I’ve never owned + didn’t feel like buying/renting... or the occasional woes like never playing Shenmue because who fucking has or wants a Dreamcast?

There should be a scripted show that’s just gang warfare. Gangs killing each other. No prestige drama, just bullets and blow. Law and Order’s got 46 seasons of nothing but court shit. Grey’s Anatomy is still on the air and has like 30.

Fuck man. I blacked out hard. Fell onto the bed possibly 7PM and got up 7AM. The shade looking as close to the same as I left it.

ghostrek you should duct tape Buddy against the wall and make him eat cheeseburgers

I slept like shit and don’t trust myself leaving the oven on right now, so it might just be this champagne today.

Got Mr. Hoonie to tickle his walnuts while he was butt ass naked in the hot tub.

Will sing the Seight song upon his return.

Have I called Burt Reynolds an asshole already?

Any time I’ve been unfortunate enough to ask for a favor, a more dignified thing a friend could say would be “fuck you. I’m not doing this.” Makes me wish I could be that guy to accept an offer and repeatedly delay it to a day we both know won’t happen. But alas, I’m a man born with testicles + spinal cord, and can say “fuck you, no” the first time.

Got in trouble for comparing Mr. Hoonie to the Cowardly Lion.

Laughed at the waterman tumbling down the stairs.

It’ll be 500 dollars with a warped printed out cover at the retro shop if they even have it (they won’t) and you won’t play it on a NA PS2. Sooooooooooo... cool?