[classic swim]

“Shit! Michael! Saint fucking Michael!” - Packie McReary

Derrick: Now you've said bloody Ireland. That's gonna narrow the search ain't it? Patrick: Fuck you! Take the needle out your arm, then tell me what to do! Derrick: I’LL LET YOU TELL ME WHAT TO DO, when you stop shovin’ half of Bolivia up your nose every Saturday night!

Derrick: Now listen people, we're your friends. Me and me brother here, we.. Packie: Why're you tellin' them we're brothers, you idiot? That's going to make it hard for them to find us, isn't it? Derrick: I'm trying to be honest with these people. We've put them through a lot today. Packie: Fuck these people, fuck your cause. That shit's over. Ireland's not the only thing that's green. Dollars are too!

Eugene Reaper: I’m a gun club member. I'm gonna take these rookies downtown. Are you with me? Hey, what's your name, son? Luis Lopez: Luis... but this ain't such a good idea bro. Eugene Reaper: Yeah? They said catching that pass at my high school championship football game was a "bad idea," ‘cause I broke my leg in thirteen places. But... I scored a touchdown and won the game. The world is built out of bad ideas, my friend.

- Three Leaf Clover. • 2008 Niko Bellic, Packie McReary, Derrick McReary, and the late Michael Keane, executed perhaps the most notorious heist of the 21st century... The Bank of Liberty City.

Packie: Gerry was right about you, Mikey. Your parents must have been twins to produce a kid as dumb as you. I'm surprised you ain't got three eyes, no balls and a club foot.

Derrick: Not going to leave much residue on the notes either, so they should be washable. Packie: Oh, they're gonna be washable alright. Can't wait to see what sort of kick C4 residue is going to give me when I snort up a line of chop though one of them notes. Derrick: First, you're a fuckin’ charmer, Patrick. Second, it's PE4, not C4!

“And you... nothing personal, but don’t fuck with my family, or I will... fuck with yours.” - Gerald McReary

- Waste Not Want Knots. • 2008 Niko Bellic and the McReary Crime Family shoot up and rob an Ancelotti Waste Management plant.

Gordon: So are you in, big guy, or are we gonna have to kill you? Niko: Well, since you put it that way... I’m in.

Francis: My brothers ain't no good, Niko. Trust me on that. Niko: You know what, me and Packie get along. Maybe if doing what you do is good, then I wanna be no good instead. I should meet the other McRearys. Francis: Be careful what you wish for.

Francis: Niko, what's this I hear about you running with Patrick McReary now these days? Niko: He's got work and he's a good guy. You're not planning on taking him down, are you? Lay off him for me. Francis: I'm not planning on taking him down. He's my damn brother, you idiot. Niko: Packie McReary, Francis McReary. It's all starting to make sense.

- Harboring a Grudge. • 2008 7 years after Liberty City Triads admitted defeat and made peace with the Mafia... Niko & Packie blast on Triads fish market and steal Zhou Ming’s haul of cloned meds for Ray Boccino.

Packie: You're a good man, Niko. I like you. Not in a "fun in the showers" kind of way. In a male bonding, about-to-go-rob-some-people kind of way. Niko: I think I know what you are saying.

Packie: Ray Boccino's a slimy motherfucker. The one thing you can rely on him for is greed.

... • 2008 With a clan of miserable (or otherwise depraved) Irish gangsters, Kate McReary was the family’s innocent gem.

“This is Niko, some drug dealing de-fucking-generate from some armpit in Eastern Europe.” - Packie McReary

Packie: You and me did some work for Elizabeta Torres together. Niko: You mean I saved your ass? Packie: Well, if I’d known it was such a big deal to you, I woulda asked you to let them kill me.

- Off Route. • 2008 Johnny Klebitz hijacks and liberates an Alderney State prison bus full of voters, who’ve only committed the simple crime of insider trading fraud on Congressman Stubbs’ behalf.