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[classic swim]

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  1. Alright man, don’t get pissed. Your neck’s name is not Mr. Hoonie.
  2. Say ghostrek, are we gonna legally change your name to Mr. Hoonie?
  3. She paid Kudz 40 large to reenact the deer scene from Are We There Yet.
  4. “Time to leave Olive Garden? I’M OUTRAGED!!!”
  5. Ate Wilma Flintstone’s ass like a nice Brontosaurus Burger.
  6. Ate Betty Rubble’s ass like a tyrannosaurus steak.
  7. Took the TV remote away from Tao and said “heh alright, that’s enough Judge Mathis!”
  8. I woke up from being passed out and I’m disappointed I didn’t actually say this to him today but close enough.
  9. Helped dropped Barney Rubble off before seeing Mr. Slate.
  10. We got kicked out of Olive Garden because they don’t allow donkeys in the restaurant and they didn’t believe I wasn’t a real donkey.
  11. His wife dropped a bowl of oven hot pizza rolls on his nuts when he was laying on the couch watching Magilla Gorilla. Because he let donkey track shit all over the house and he said “you smell like a damn donkey ass” to his wife.
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