[classic swim]

Blow Your Cover + Buyer’s Market (cont...) • 2008 Johnny, Niko & Playboy split up and pop their way out the shithole building being raided by law enforcement. —— Niko Bellic: Fuck you!

Johnny: You ain't right, friend. Come on... let’s get out of here. Charlie: LCPD! FREEZE, MOTHERFUCKER! I SAID FREEZE!

... • 2008 A frantic, floral shirt wearing Triad (who sounds an awful lot like Wu Zi Mu) is a dead ringer for undercover cop.

“Nothing like selling some dope to let you know you're alive.” - Johnny Klebitz

Playboy: Buyer is some Asian dude called Charlie. Niko: Like in Vietnam. Playboy: Just like the movies, money.

Playboy: Money talks. Money say jump, cat say how high. Niko: Tell me about that biker. The one with the smack, Johnny. Playboy: I ain't workin with that cat, but I heard about him. He doing all type of crazy shit. Blowing stuff up... Niko: You scared of him? Playboy: I ain't scared of nobody. All them bikers is racist as shit is all.

Brian: I don't know why Billy got you to handle this and not me. I mean, what's up with that? I guess you Semites are good at... sniffing out a deal, ain't that right Johnny? Johnny: He didn't get you because Liz Torres, and any other two bit hustler on the street would take you for the little pussy that you are, and rob you blind. Now gimmie that shit. See you around, big guy...

- Blow Your Cover. • 2008 Niko & Playboy X follow slowly behind. Playboy’s heard nothing but great things about Niko’s skills. He takes this as an opportunity to gain a new business partner.

- Buyer’s Market. • 2008 Johnny’s gotta pick up the product from Brian in Cerveza Heights before he can meet Niko & Playboy at the old apartments on Cassidy Street in Schottler.

“Wassup, money?” - Playboy X

- Blow Your Cover + Buyer’s Market. • 2008 Niko Bellic starts getting accustomed with Johnny Klebitz through the help of their mutual boss, Elizabeta Torres. - - - - Liz supposedly found Triads willing to buy the heroin the Lost MC had snatched. Niko Bellic’s there as backup, alongside an eccentric leader in the drug game.

Michelle: Hey, Niko. Mallorie tells me that you are working with Elizabeta Torres now. - - You aren’t getting involved in that world, are you? Niko: I'm trying to avoid it, Michelle. Maybe I do a few errands for Elizabeta. Nothing serious though. I am no dealer.

Billy: Liz Torres. Keep one eye open, Johnny. You heard the tales. Johnny: I heard ‘em alright, but we’re cool. Girl does bring heat to a deal, Billy. Every cop in town wants that bitch’s head on his wall.

... • 2008 If you don’t care for Republican Space Rangers... Vinewood Cunts and Las Venturas Poker Challenge could be more up your speed.