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    Sleeping on the couch because his wife didn’t want a donkey in the backyard and he hit her with the HEE HAW
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    Brings wind up toy teeth to a city council meeting.
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    His wife made him sleep on the couch because he said she was lookin like one of them bootycat dolls.
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    Do not tease the animals.
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    Brought a polaroid of Col. Sanders over to the chicken coop and trained the hens to peck its eyes out.
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    Went to a farm and did cow tipping while in a cow costume.
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    Went to a farm and ate a Quarter Pounder in front of a cow.
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    Put animal crackers in his soup.
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    Kicked out of AMC for mixing the only 2 soda options they had.
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    He made a Banjo sound when he discovered that it worked and that I could play!
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    He likes to pretend nose cartilage means there’s a game inside his nose.
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    Tried to sell an Atari at GameStop and walked out slamming it against the parking lot.
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    Bums a light for his Candy cigarettes.
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    Bought a queef jar from Fuggs.
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    Made online betting out of Hungry Hungry Hippos.
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    He needed an outstanding loan and the popular CEO he knew said “Seiiiiiiiggggggghhht, here’s twenty million dollars!!”
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    Sure love having my eardrums assraped by Emergency Alert when I’m listening to Marvin Gaye. Like I can’t read the alert you sent in bold caps you gotta play the autistic fucking noise too.
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    He was reincarnated as a cat and this happened.
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