[classic swim]

“Don’t like it, don’t watch it” is sage advice until it’s used by people who can’t comprehend art being criticized.

Just because something is clearly satire, and you may agree with every single point made... doesn’t mean the satirical piece will always be funny and perfect regardless. Satire isn’t this magical bulletproof force shield that makes your shitty movie hilarious simply because it’s satire. You actually have to try still!

ATHF S2 EP15 The Shaving

The Shaving will be airing tonight. According to the app.

You’re right. Sorry, Disco.

LOL at the multiple comments I’ve read this morning in 2023 about how piracy is baddd and naughty. It’s pretentious to call torrenting a moral necessity, but you’re over here going “boo hoo hoo I’m stweawing I’m a quiminal” like you’re Elroy Jetson or some shit. You don’t have to claim it as a beacon of honor but it’s still gonna be a tool of the internet no matter how much you pout like a little girl about it.

He informed the nice lady that him and his kid were only four seconds late. The McDonald’s employee politely reassures that they stop serving breakfast at 10:30.

No, I don’t. But I’m told there’s various Ring camera footage of you breaking and entering to duct tape pens onto people’s foreheads!

This happens to me all the time, Ghostrek.

He’s just saying he wants you and him to tag team on some ass and pussy.

Two small sticks of deodorant and a small pack of soap are 20 dollars in total!

The theme song is the single best thing from The Departed. I haven’t had much reason to remember anything else from that movie.

If I’m not lazy as shit, some Treehouse of Horror marathon viewing is a traditional guaranteed. That and other specials/Shining for midnight. I don’t know if I’ll have the patience to replay Undead Nightmare all over again, but at least the Zombie Marston save file. I’ll also get this out of my system by November 1st.

Hey @ghostrek I just ordered you some Papa John’s for you to enjoy and you’re not gonna believe this! They actually have your picture on the pizza box!

If you and I work together on a brand new book with a multitude of expertise, we could get ourselves on the New York Times. We can figure it out together! Just let me know in the Ghostrek group chat, and we’ll let these fine folks talk about YouTube.

I’m both honored and wish I had musical talent. But for now, I’m currently in the process of wanting to help write Ghostrek’s novel and personal memoirs, which will be titled “The March of The Ghostreks.”

He’s down in the muff. South of the border, down Mexico Way.

Scoob eats pussy!

People have their hang-ups about Adam Sandler. As do I. Leave the Opera Man out of it.

I’ve felt like passing out all day.

There should be far more leniency in relation to fighting. Workplace or otherwise. If you’re a credible member of society, you shouldn’t have jail time or your own livelihood over your shoulder because one fuckhead really needs to be put in the ICU for his cunt mouth.

Some people wonder why I still only play PS2/360 shit. I’d rather have a great game with bad graphics, than have the shitty most boring fucking thing I could possibly play... that just so happens to have pretty graphics.

Milk is nasty and so is coffee.