[classic swim]

In our hearts forever.

Hangs out at the airport just to tell everyone waiting on their flight to fuck off.

Over a full goddamn month later - - I’ve been promised an unlocked copy of IV is forever in marriage to my Social Club account... on the Launcher. Now if I log into the actual Social Club site, it’s none the wiser. But I didn’t think the Activation Code would even work at all. Absolutely nothing from today’s experience that my Windows 7 laptop could not have handled from the get go. It’s seemingly too stubborn to update OS at all, so I don’t know. Go to Best Buy and get someone to work their geek magic? Or they’ll point me to a six thousand dollar PC that can do every single fucking thing my device does except run Rockstar fucking Launcher apparently??

Went into a LensCrafters the other day and couldn’t stop calling people dicks.

When you go to the gorilla exhibit, you should always pound on your chest very passionately and right up against the glass where they can see you. They love the shit outta that.

I’ve listened to hundreds of DVD commentaries and they’re still as useless as most podcasts. I’d bat for more to be preserved but yeah a good % of them suck ass. Don’t miss the run of the mill douchey “huh-ha and if you’re wasting time listening to this...” yep I pressed the feature on my remote! Way to reinforce how boring you are by giggling over someone else’s unoriginal bit.

Left eye’s itched like a motherfucker all day.

It was kinda something back in El Salvador. But Americans had no excuse and especially not near the start of the new millennium.

Thinks that Charlie The Tuna from StarKist is an asswipe.

Sopranos eps 1. Cold Cuts 2. All Due Respect 3. Two Tonys 4. Pilot 5. ...To Save us All From Satan’s Power + Funhouse 6. Whoever Did This 7. Pine Barrens 8. Soprano Home Movies 9. Commendatori 10. Remember When + Where’s Johnny

Wasn’t my goal to get banned from another business. Just don’t fucking test me with your bullshit.

Packard wants you riding the Hershey Highway.

Happy birthday!

Rally’s/Checkers should reboot Rap Cat. It’s time.

Yeah. Doesn’t happen every single time but getting a little close to frequent.

I haven’t moved away from ASMB Vibe 2 ever since the last update and I hope themes in general aren’t the problem because I love the shit outta that theme.

Plate of fried chicken and case of Samuel Adams.

Cosigned