[classic swim]

No, I don’t. But I’m told there’s various Ring camera footage of you breaking and entering to duct tape pens onto people’s foreheads!

This happens to me all the time, Ghostrek.

He’s just saying he wants you and him to tag team on some ass and pussy.

Two small sticks of deodorant and a small pack of soap are 20 dollars in total!

The theme song is the single best thing from The Departed. I haven’t had much reason to remember anything else from that movie.

If I’m not lazy as shit, some Treehouse of Horror marathon viewing is a traditional guaranteed. That and other specials/Shining for midnight. I don’t know if I’ll have the patience to replay Undead Nightmare all over again, but at least the Zombie Marston save file. I’ll also get this out of my system by November 1st.

Hey @ghostrek I just ordered you some Papa John’s for you to enjoy and you’re not gonna believe this! They actually have your picture on the pizza box!

If you and I work together on a brand new book with a multitude of expertise, we could get ourselves on the New York Times. We can figure it out together! Just let me know in the Ghostrek group chat, and we’ll let these fine folks talk about YouTube.

I’m both honored and wish I had musical talent. But for now, I’m currently in the process of wanting to help write Ghostrek’s novel and personal memoirs, which will be titled “The March of The Ghostreks.”

He’s down in the muff. South of the border, down Mexico Way.

Scoob eats pussy!

People have their hang-ups about Adam Sandler. As do I. Leave the Opera Man out of it.

I’ve felt like passing out all day.

There should be far more leniency in relation to fighting. Workplace or otherwise. If you’re a credible member of society, you shouldn’t have jail time or your own livelihood over your shoulder because one fuckhead really needs to be put in the ICU for his cunt mouth.

Some people wonder why I still only play PS2/360 shit. I’d rather have a great game with bad graphics, than have the shitty most boring fucking thing I could possibly play... that just so happens to have pretty graphics.

Milk is nasty and so is coffee.

Home Movies S4 EP4 Everybody’s Entitled to My Opinion

*thaws out from the ice* Some more YouTube drama.

Yeah the intern fucked up the original post.

Eat her whole ass and pussy in front of him!

You could easily fuck him up right now.

I’m so sorry Swimpedia. I won’t disobey again.