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Neubauten

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  1. Communist News Network's Don Lemon, of course.
  2. Probably something like what G Greenwald does but worse because it's embedded in Twitter somehow and regularly shows up in your feed as promoted posts.
  3. I'm a little more than halfway through and this might be one of my favorite shows of all time, but I'm not sure it's worth the psychic damage I took yesterday from seeing that Breaking Bad commercial for puffed corn snacks. It would have completely unfazed me two months ago.
  4. The Legend of the Four Zeldas: Object of the Preposition
  5. oh carp. well at least our system offers untenably subsidized hamsborger
  6. Imagine being a gentleman's gentleman like in Jeeves & Wooster. Your job and life is making some rich idiot look good.
  7. I don't wanna live no mo, sometimes I hear death knocking at my back do
  8. What the hell is the matter with you?
  9. That was beautiful. Happy birthday mochi! Enjoy you some uncensored cartoon ass.
  10. Mark Jackson is the single worst bball announcer probably ever. He's such a weird dumb guy. "Andrew Wiggins turning back the hand of time" he is 28 years old, what the hell are you talking about?
  11. Nobody has time for this shit. The Miami game ended TWO HOURS AGO. We all know 8:30 means tip-off won't be until 8:45 at the earliest. They literally showed live footage DURING the Miami game of lebron on the court in uniform getting up shots. What the fuck are they doing.
  12. It's only grooming if it involves gay or trans people doing anything. All these weird middleaged Republican men being inappropriate with teenagers all the time is our good fine normal culture which we need to preserve by banning drag bars and nonstop redfaced crying about gay kids existing at school.
  13. Had to drive a bit to see Built to Spill live last week but as always it was worth it. Love that band and their new album is growing on me. Nice to finally have this song officially released so I can listen to it without relying on saved time stamps from live show bootlegs on YouTube anymore.
  14. There's 8 minutes left in the 2nd quarter and this game is already over. Jimmy Butler is the best player in these playoffs not named Captain Curry. That should be the Finals matchup if the refs don't give the West to LeBron.
  15. So horrible that even on a Saturday we have to wait until 9pm for a fucking basketball game to start, just to accommodate the worthless rats on Pacific time.
  16. That was a big ass full moon. I saw it at like 4am though and it didn't look special aside from being full and bright.
  17. Hanging out with a couple of my favorite identical brothers today, it's rare that we all get to see each other like this
  18. Gothic baby....? I genuinely have no idea how you continue tolerating that show.
  19. Sometimes we die, sometimes we grow. Die, grow, die, grow, guess that's just the way we go.
  20. Geology, genealogy, I don't know what they mean
  21. Bracing. Tense. Stiff. Anxious, ready to break, fight or flight, angular joints pointing, strained eyes shifting, preparing for violence in fear of it, jumbled mind racing, pacing, sitting, crooked neck craned down at a screen, confined space, low light, no new sights. Hard. Not good. Soft, slow, squishy. Lax, laid back, gazing, greeting, dwelling, long pondering, wandering and wondering, imagination and dreams. Outside uncrowded, looking around, walking and moving, sunlight and green, covering vast ground then homeward bound. Easy. Good.
  22. Google "mobile hotspot" grampa
  23. Don't make me arresth you.
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