DeadwingLazarus

That or...fap in the closet or something.

That's funny. I don't feel honored.

Rule one: Everybody lies.

No. You can't. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

As long as he poops in a brown paper bag and lights the bag on fire.

Starring Godzilla.

Yellowstone and Rocky Mountain National Park.

I'm here to make fun of you, dumbass.

Eh, fuck it. This thread makes no sense anyway.

got damn that hot Wait. Wrong thread. Oops.

I'm...something, I guess.

It's been hilarious so far so I'm leaning toward the possibility that he has no idea.

Well, this thread sure went to shit in a hurry, didn't it?

I think you need to see this. (Also, I had a crush this chick as a kid. Soooooooooo hot!)

Neither am I.

I took a nice dump earlier. May do it again later. IDK.

got damn that hot

And lo, a land otter walked by the penis-shaped helmet-wearing humans saying “praise science!” This was no ordinary land otter. It was the wise Otter, who knows an Otter doesn’t need to eat food off its belly. Then, the Time Child appeared, desperately searching for a Nintendo Wii, the very console for which he froze himself.

No. And no, I don't care either.

Not in my part of the country, no. Sorry. (Well, I take that back. We might have one or two around here, but they're exceedingly rare.)

This looks like fun.