Insipid

Nothing. Hour 24 of a 36 hour fast. I like to torture myself. ☺️

Don't you live in the sticks? I guess there are quite a few cars out there with crappy paint jobs when I have the misfortune of having to venture out there.

No, they are called that in Japanese. maki means spiral. There are the Naruto whirlpools, which is where the anime and the food gets their name. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naruto_whirlpools

store bought fried chicken

@Kim Kardashian

Easily. I don't abuse substances and I do a lot of cardio. That's my secret, at least. 🤷‍♂️

Sigh, time to act like a zoomer. Oh ChatGPT, when were xennials born? ChatGPT: Xennials are typically considered to be born between the late 1970s and the early 1980s, spanning roughly from the late 1970s to the early 1980s. They are seen as a micro-generation between Generation X and Millennials, sharing characteristics of both.

Too coincidental to not post.

No, xennial is like 1977 to 1983.

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There is nothing quite like a long walk to clear the mind.

ghostrek into etymology holy fuck

I mean, xennials grew up playing the NES as a young child. Technology and video games only got better from then. Pretty cool, imo

Nachos and tequila at a restaurant with people I barely know. They paid for my food. I really got out of my comfort zone. Aren't you proud of me? (No.)

I really want to see a total eclipse now.

98 percent totality here. I got my glasses ready.

Tokyo Story Seven Samurai Lawrence of Arabia Breakfast at Tiffany's

And she took a pic of her asshole, claiming it was the eclipse?

Isn't that how Superman became . . . never mind.

When I'm 42, the answer to everything, the total eclipse will happen over Beijing, Pyongyang, and Tokyo. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_eclipse_of_September_2,_2035

Chicken curry from my Indian friend. Of course, I ran to the bathroom because it was too spicy. 🥲

Fuck on the second date!

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I don't think I expessed my sentiments strong enough earlier. I love my beard. Having the ability to grow facial hair is one of my favorite things about being a man. There's nothing quite like scratching your beard when you're deep in contemplation. Yeah, yeah, stereotypical pseudointellectual neckbeard redditor, idgaf Honestly, will still go clean shaven for a hundred bucks. The shit will grow back presentable enough in about two weeks.

I leave that guy alone in a room with a hooker. I tell him she gives the best anal. Unbeknownst to him, she ate ghost pepper chili and swallowed a bunch of laxatives. When his dick starts burning, she tells him she has a super STD and the only cure is castration. There just happens to be a rusty dull knife in the room. The burning on his dick is so intense that the cutting doesn't hurt as much. He bleeds to death from where his dick used to be. And had he managed to survive the castration, he would have died from septic shock, as the knife was covered in shit. FIN