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I just saw an OCD commercial featuring Howie Mandel play twice in a row . . . someone had to be playing a joke.

DA POOP SUCKERS BAR HAR HAR

People who dislike sarcasm tend to be on a certain spectrum.

Perhaps the UEMB will eventually have a Renaissance of sorts, if one is to believe the dead internet theory. We had quite an uptick in activity during the 20th anniversary. The memories are still there for many people no longer active in our community, and we are a respite for the increasingly deader internet full of algorithms and bots. My insomniac musings . . .

Steelers lost, Big Brother is now so boring with the players left . . . but at least I made it to the final round in the Duolingo diamond tournament. lol, so useless.

There is nothing cute about hippos. They are feral monsters who kill for the hell of it. At least alligators eat their prey.

I've been to this restaurant over a dozen of times. I feel a small sense of pride. https://triblive.com/local/j-d-vance-apparently-turned-away-from-primanti-bros-in-north-versailles/

Despite her popularity on the show, Maggie Smith hated playing the Dowager Countess. She also wasn't that fond of McGonagall either. As is common with those truly talented in acting, she greatly preferred performing in live theater over motion pictures. RIP Maggie Smith. Here's the scene that made her win an Oscar for Best Actress.

Well, my mother's side of the family is Japanese and doesn't speak English that well. I can speak more than enough Japanese to get by for any of my travel needs, but I want to be able to speak at a higher level.

Professor McGonagall 😭 So much of the cast is dead now.

Duolingo has this new video game segment, and right now it's only available for French. I don't even want to learn French right now, but I'm begrudgingly going through the lessons until I get to a video game segment. Here I go again, avoiding actually studying Japanese grammar again. Oh, grammar is so boring. 😩

chicken biryani

I have literal fuggs porn. Wanna use her moans for a beat?

At least you can kid yourself into filling the eternal void by having something up the birth canal, whether it be the act of childbirth, penis, dildo, fist, octopus . . . I suppose men can get into sounding and catheters. Now excuse me of existence for this vulgarity.

I went to see the new Beetlejuice movie. It was a a rather Gen X experience. Mind you I don't think that's a bad thing, as I guess I'm now an old fart and I understood almost all of the references. And Tim Burton has always been more about style over substance. It was a fun movie nonetheless, and I'll probably watch the inevitable third one.

Wu Zetian was probably the most powerful woman to have ever lived, but the fascinating thing is that may soon change in a few months, with another woman that has Asian descent. Ok, that's enough East Asian anthropology.

I dunno. I asked ChatGPT for you. Yes, The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife (Tako to Ama, 1814), a woodblock print by the Japanese artist Hokusai, is often considered one of the earliest known depictions of erotic imagery involving tentacles. While not explicitly part of modern hentai, it laid the foundation for the later tentacle trope found in Japanese erotic art. The image portrays an intimate encounter between a woman and two octopuses, and it's part of a larger tradition of shunga, which were erotic art prints popular during the Edo period in Japan. Although The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife predates the term "hentai" by over a century, it’s frequently cited as an early example of what would later influence certain aspects of erotic manga and anime, particularly in the tentacle genre.

Sounds good, Mark Robinson.

I haven't intently watched America's Got Talent in years, but the guy who won yesterday only won because of his sob story. A middle aged janitor who can song pretty well, but not well enough to win a national talent show, IMO. His rendition of Don't Stop Believing was quite poor. Packard might as well go on the show and perform smoke ring tricks at this point.

Those are octopuses. 🤬

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Yes, Wu Zetian started as a prostitute, or excuse me, courtesan. She even had her own dynasty during the Tang Dynasty, which is considered by many Sinic scholars to be the greatest Chinese dynasty. Oh ghostie, this is rather common knowledge among history buffs, although maybe you're more focused on Western history.

Thanks for helping me out, bro.

Happy birthday everyone 🎂