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Lemming

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  1. Isn’t it nice how namesakes are carried over? I piss on the next person to suggest we ever stay put. sorry, that was a little off kilter. I will stalk you to the ends of the Earth.
  2. If we’re talking about geographical possibilities, you’ll find that here too
  3. I don’t appreciate the sentiment.
  4. Ok? Here, have a 10 year pine.
  5. *nods*
  6. and tigers are gay
  7. Find out who the suitor is, and invite them to dinner.
  8. Just call him Chaz. He’ll know why.
  9. Happy Borning Bernie! Also happy burning to Borneo, 🤚
  10. And how many zombies’ heads do you want curb stomped like so many over-ripe melons?
  11. Why the heck can’t some people take things in moderation?
  12. I got the Outkast song Hey-ya-ya confused with Alanis Morrisette when I was 9 years old. Such a web of lies I’ve been living in up until now.
  13. Just flash mobs with high capacity automatic assault rifles.
  14. Pell grant this. Unsecured loan that. It still isn’t enough. How are you supposed to get a car and the tools to fix it if it breaks down on only a thousand dollars?
  15. Don’t beat yourself up. If you do, do it with taste.
  16. I forgot everything I just wanted to ask
  17. There’s a whole lot of cooks in my head.
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