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    I’ll show you a seabiscuit. *pulls down trousers*
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    Here is a pic does anyone want to cut it out for me? I’ll pay you.
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    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EkRYuMqw-B0&pp=ygUcMTYgdG9ucyB0ZW5uZXNzZWUgZXJuaWUgZm9yZA%3D%3D
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    I don’t care no mo…. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4JKvfdZwytc
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    Steam Deck

    Lemming replied to SwimOdin's topic in Games

    Arrrg. Yowwwlll. Now if I want a pro experience from the master chief collection, I have to buy a steam deck? I guess it’s good to know it’s available.
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    i am getting tested for allergic reactions later in the spring. I almost died when I went in the hospital for back pain and they gave me contrast and morphine 😄
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    Gooooood question. Nighty night.
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    If you say so. I’d be happy. You’re American middle class. You have access to medicine, right? And internet. I’m glad though that I made you sad, I think 🤔
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    That’s another 3 I didn’t play thanks to uncle sams greediness.
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    What if you’re a horse? That my friend, has boggled minds for ages. Or a couple hundred years. Anyways, remember this?
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    Do you need to fire inside the internal furnace to be considered a man?
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    Ok, you got me. I fux kids. Why? Because it’s fun
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    This is what they listen to So not very kinky, ya dig?
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    They are made out of silicate fibers. How you like something like that asking you if you want to grind down another pound?
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    Don’t talk about them! They’ll attack me while I sleep 😱
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    *fails to grasp meaning of thing I just said*
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    Why in the hell is that brunette smoking?
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    I ordered a pizza earlier. Since I am also a fat man, I ate it all. Except for half. Which will be going to the faeries in my ceiling fan.
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    It’s funny or queer to think which European nation is more well known for drunken debauchery. Spain or France? Answer: neither. Ireland has the title by a long shot.
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    What smells like porpoise hork!? There! I said it.
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    This one goes out to scoobdog and his literary wiles. The only cat I know that could best me in off the cuff writing optics. kryptonite- 3 doors down
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