Alright I might have the best story by far.
So today as I was at the store. As I was perusing the aisles, Something caught my eye, a red box with a picture of cheese on the front.
A little snack you all might know of called Cheez It. I picked up the box and went to the register. Paid for them then I was on my way.
As I get home I walk over to tv remote grab it. I sit down and open up the box of cheesy cracker goodness. Switch on the tv and veg out while eating for a bit.
But next thing I notice as I put my hand in the box. Empty, I had eaten the WHOLE box!!!
I told you all I had a ring dinger!