The_annoying_one

Wants to install a conveyor belt throughout his house because he's tired of having to walk to each and every room.

Finally found some very important paperwork I’ve been searching an embarrassing amount of time for.

I made spaghetti tonight and it was absolutely amazing. No sadness meal this time.

I’m thinking about so much right now that I can’t even really tell what the hell I’m thinking about.

Teaches a class every Tuesday afternoon on how to lip sync perfectly.

What to do when I don't feel like doing anything, but I'm not ready to go to bed, either.

Yeah, shit’s definitely rough right now. I should be alright by next week, though. This was mostly laziness.

2 PB&Js, some disgusting BBQ flavored Doritos, and a bottle of water.

I know a lot of kids (or just people in general) are just not capable of realizing how irritating they can be, but goddamn…

Tom Petty was absolutely right. The waiting is definitely the hardest part.

His favorite song to sing during karaoke night.

Thinks “Do Not Enter - Not An Exit” is just a suggestion.

Fallout 4

I feel like too many people mistake my silence for disdain. I'm just not much of a talker, which is my right. This is not meant to imply that I actually want to be friends with anyone, though. That's too much work, in my personal experience.

Was once good friends with the same Mr. Jones that Counting Crows sang about.

Wears a bunny mask to bed every night.

Roast with potatoes and carrots, and a side of white rice.

Has a love-hate relationship with the number 17.

Learned how to make Crystal Pepsi after it was discontinued.

Oh, you know, just the typical existential dread that I’m way too familiar with.

Continuing to charge for services long after I’ve canceled them.