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    Chicken & rice….if it ever gets ready.
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    Has a bowl full of water hanging above his front door with a string.
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    From this point forward, I will be referring to any and all children as “semen demons”. That is all.
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    Boils popsicles before eating them.
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    Is the wind beneath Bette Midler’s wings.
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    Once bought a matchbox 20 album, thinking it was some kind of special anniversary collector’s item. Is still royally pissed about that.
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    Stands in the lobby of the movie theater after it’s over to spoil it for everyone else.
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    Uses butter instead of shaving cream.
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    The 3am munchies when my ass should be asleep.
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    This may very well be my new favorite song.
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    Primary method of communication is via postcards.
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    Tried out for America’s Got Talent with the special talent of staring blankly at the camera.
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    Goes to award shows and “interviews” celebrities with a toy microphone.
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    Only celebrates the odd numbers of the 12 Days Of Christmas.
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    People who talk on speaker phone in public are the absolute worst kind of people, bar none.
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    Popeye’s.
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    I’m feeling very….truthful right now. Like the “hurting feelings” kind of truthful.
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    Deep fries cotton candy.
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    Once tried to replace a car battery with C batteries.
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    Is the solitaire world champion for 13 years running.
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