The_annoying_one

Does anybody really know anybody?

The 24-hour Nickelback Channel

In Soviet Russia, poncho fucks you!

Cats are assholes. Maybe get a dog instead.

I read that as "Gonorrhea". Just thought you should know that. *awkwardly exits thread*

How's everybody else doing right now?

I'm gonna have "Good" stuck in my head all night now.

Felt like 117 the other day. 99 today almost felt like winter, by comparison.

Maybe she was catnapped.

Just forget about forgetting it, and then you'll..... Wait...what was I saying?

I haven't seen df in weeks. Nevermind the fact that I haven't been here in weeks...>_>

Eh...I'd probably watch it.

HailNado Coming soon to SyFy.

https://youtu.be/moqETlmNHnE

Why do I seem to forget everything, except for what I want to forget?

I just wanted a hug.

I could probably have more, but my piece-of-crap tablet likes to crash & freeze when I have too many things open.

And this place is #7. That probably says something about something, but I'm too tired/uninterested to figure it out. Here's a pointless thread about it. Enjoy!

It's always fun scaring people away with my constant sneezing in the spring.

But if you put toast in, does bread come out? My whole perception of reality is blown right now.

Pee-Wee's Playhouse?

Soooo....you're available? Seriously, though, feel better.

About 2 dozen (mostly) major surgeries as a kid.major Also, about 10 years ago, give or take, I was leaving Wal-Mart one night, and as soon as I hit the parking lot, this 90-year-old bitch, doing about 90MPH, came within inches of hitting me.

Cool story, bro?

When it comes to electronics, I basically do still live in the stone age. Or the "I can't afford that shit" age.