The_annoying_one

I could've/should've/would've said no, but I didn't. My stupidity knows no bounds sometimes.

I was outside walking my dog this afternoon, when this random guy who's been doing some work on the vacant house next door comes up and asks me if I want a piece of pie. One voice was saying "Don't take it." , while the other was saying "Pie? Hell yeah!" . The second voice won. The pie was pre-packaged and didn't appear to have been tampered with, so it's probably fine, right? Right?!?!

For some reason, I've had "Just The Two Of Us" stuck in my head all day. ...Which probably explains why I've also had a headache all day.

Large-footed girls, they make the walkin' world go 'round. Sorry. I had to do it.

I got really sick back in February of last year, just before covid was widely known in the U.S. (to my knowledge). Still don't know if it was covid, but I did have most of the symptoms.

Candy corn can actually be even nastier?? I'm speechless and a little horrified.

And don't you forget it!

Happeh birfday, errbodeh.

No problem. I've been fucking up a lot today, myself.

Do you want it to be?

You can't handle my fury, punk!

I'd like to thank everyone for their opinions, whether positive, negative or somewhere in-between. I know these slogans probably sucked, but that's just the way my strange mind works.

And I took it as a compliment. Thanks.

1. KFC Current slogan: There are few problems a bucket of chicken can't solve. Proposed slogan: I got 99 problems but a bucket of chicken ain't one. 2. Dawn Dishwashing Liquid Current slogan: A drop of Dawn and the grease is gone. Proposed slogan: A drop of Dawn and suds for days. What say ye to this?

If I had any $$, I'd be happy to help.

Road trip, bro?

Lurking's about all this place is good for...most of the time.

My fave filter was always *boo*. *boo*ty *boo*bs

I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.

Go to bed around 2:00. Fall asleep around 4 or 5. Get up whenever the hell I feel like it. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

My grandmother (on my mom's side) passed away 3 days prior to July 4, 1996. Just a little morbid FYI.

I should probably apologize. I make stupid threads when I'm tired.

I just post posts that post how I post. Or something like that...

What about non-existant users?