Be like that?
Who told my girlfriend about my sidechick? Who brought my wife into this?
Nobody was ever there for me! Nobody!
That was the coldest shoulder I’ve ever cried on. And it’s funny you bring up the shovel. Who charged me $25 for every single dig?!
Let’s just go all-in with this one, shall we?
Developmental and/or behavioral issues that your children may have been born with are not some kind of catch-all excuse for them to be complete little shits.