The_annoying_one

I’M TRYING, BED! I REALLY AM!

I is jealous. Got more stuff I gotta do before I can go.

I need bed now!

About to have some homemade chicken pot pie pretty soon.

I do apologize for that. I thought this one might be too much.

Yeah, I chatted with customer service about an hour ago. All they said was wait a few days & see if the company I bought it from contacts me. I bought 2 things that looked pretty much the same. It was an easy fuck up to make.

Spaghetti.

I might be in some trouble….. I put in for a return on an Amazon order that was not what I needed. I returned it today, then looked at my app. I accidentally submitted a return for a different item than the one I actually returned. That’ll either be seen as fraud or I won’t be getting my money back. Fuck.

Happy birthday!

That’d make for one hell of a story on the 6:00 news.

Liar.

It’s entirely possible that I may have been trolling when I posted this. I’m not saying that’s for sure what happened, but it is something to consider.

Get a Lamborghini.

Heath Ledger.

Val Kilmer was maybe the best Batman. Yeah, I said it. Fight me.

A ham & cheese sandwich with or without some kind of chips.

I’ll probably fix a plate of chicken and potato salad shortly. I’m not really hungry.

Slaw 1/10 A straight-to-video B movie parody of Saw, where all the victims are killed with—you guessed it— cole slaw. So much worse than it sounds.