The_annoying_one

Psyching myself up for over an hour just to make a 15 second phone call to someone’s voicemail isn’t remotely normal, is it? Actually, don’t answer that. I don’t care.

Tater tot casserole.

I don’t have anything against church as a whole. Church people, on the other hand, creep me the fuck out.

There’s nothing quite like driving to another city for a doctor’s appointment just for the following conversation. Nurse: How are you feeling today? Me: I’m fine. Nurse: Okay, come back in 6 months. I could’ve done this fucking bullshit over the phone from the comfort of my bed, you jackasses.

Happy Birthday!

A buggy. Fight me, bro.

Staying up all night is better than only getting an hour or two of sleep.

Sausage with potatoes, green beans and onions. Also, homemade bread.

If I can just make it through tomorrow with my sanity mostly intact, I’ll consider that a huge win.

I mean, Reddit has the most morose group of fuckers I’ve ever seen on the internet. I sometimes feel like I need therapy after spending any amount of time there.

I doubt it. I’ll probably just find a movie to watch or something. I don’t care for going out much these days.

Welcome to my world, punk.

Chick-Fil-A

No working WiFi today means no streaming means very long day.

I think I hate everything right now.

I got roped into babysitting nephews again and they want pizza, so I guess I’m having pizza again. The shit I put up with……