The_annoying_one

Where do so many people get the stupid notion that I should somehow apologize for things about myself that are completely beyond my control?

You may have to vote for Vela. She and Disco are probably almost done with their work, whereas I haven’t even started yet.

Thank you. I’ll be cheering for Vela more than myself, on the simple grounds that she deserves it more, I think.

I’ve been needing to make a very important phone call for weeks now. But I keep putting it off because of the likely consequences of that call, even though those consequences are something that I may not want to deal with, but absolutely have to. I hate this so much.

Or a “so bad it’s good” B-movie.

Did you keep them?

Thinking about how much I would appreciate it if my WiFi would quit dropping out every time I finally get on a decent roll in Elden Ring.

I should probably try to get started on this, huh?

Making this parody thread was a rash decision, I tell ya what.

Having chicken and rice soon.

Probably. But I wanna go crazy, dammit!

Finally, a good one.

I keep hearing a kitten meowing in my bedroom, but I don’t own any cats at all. Am I finally losing my mind?

Just 2 problems here. 1.) I watch a lot of video game stuff on YouTube. The common thread is that most (but not all) of the players are legit good. I’d definitely be in the parentheses there on most games. 2.) I don’t do webcam shit….at all. I mean, I might be persuaded to put my face on there for a second, but I don’t talk on camera. It’s almost a phobia.

I used to play video games for fun. Now, I mostly just groan my way through them. Are you seriously telling me I could get paid for that?!

Well, then, just let me be as clear as possible! This is the type of butt I like!

I'm saying that I didn't get enough sleep last night, so I may be more confused than usual....if that's possible. Also, a butt is a butt...is a butt. I don't discriminate...much.

My motha was actually a very small woman, I'll have you know!

Happy bir— I’m sorry but this is bugging me. What the hell is a beegbut?

Seems a little cruel and unusual to me.

I agree. Just fugging forget about her already!